Someone please lemme know if this is good when it actually drops. Tired of disappointing mangoes.

We sure love us a boiled ham devoid of anything even approaching an actual personality wrapped in a poorly fitting suit, don't we? Literally all of us, right?

I mean, that is an accurate description of literally all white British men, so... Yes. That's an accurate statement for heterosexual, 45 year old, white British women.

Why was the game gear too big, but the steam deck isn't?

Well you see, as you grow older and become an adult, your eyes get worse but your hands and pockets become larger (usually )

But actually though, I think people would've complained less about the game gear or the Lynx if the size of the screens was much larger than they were, in comparison to the size of the unit. Screen-to-Body ratio is more critical than you think for handhelds, and people are more willing to put up with a large device if the screen is appropriately larger. If the screen on a steam deck or Switch was only 4 inches diagonally, people would be bitching a lot more.

The Wii U gamepad, you've got me there. Idk, I think people just weren't ready for it yet, and it was literally just a controller that you couldn't even use while charging or as the main display at launch. The form factor of the gamepad was thinking so far ahead of where the software or hardware was that it probably shouldn't be surprising that s didn't get it.

Also, this week was the first time I've charged my 3ds in over a year and I still play a ton of New Leaf, idk what you're on about with a 3 hour battery life.

Due to the devastating effects of inflation a fake $100% story now has to be a $40,000% story.

I feel like the only person ever that this has actually worked out for, but I only even was in a position to need it because of another boneheaded Microsoft decision. My computer updated itself overnight and did a fresh install of windows 11 without my permission and in doing so, wiped my C drive totally clean. I would have lost all of my user data, but OneDrive had backed up my user folder correctly (somehow) and when I logged into my Microsoft account, it downloaded everything and it gave me back everything including game saves. All I lost was my downloads folder and the recycle bin, all of which was just trash anyway.

I guess I can't complain too much, but if literally anything had gone wrong, I would have basically just lost all of the data I'd accumulated over the course of about 20 years.

My baked ass was over here like, "Oh, just the ones who persecute conservatives online? So we're good then?"

They gave him like a 1.5l soda bottle and he just filled it up.

Oh hey it's Xenia!

How many times did this dude have to donate sperm to do this? Like, how efficient is this process? Did he have to make hundreds of deposits at the sperm bank?

Dementia towns are wild. It's the outcome of the realization that "wow these people do so much better if they're living in a small walkable city where everyone's needs are met" and then deciding that instead of fixing the problem and making small walkable cities where everyone's needs are met, to do a pretend version of that and charge their insurance and families $8000/person/month

heads up: this only works in June.