"Young ladies, young ladies. I like them underage, see. Some say that's statutory but I say that's mandatory." ~Kid Rock in Osmosis Jones (2001)
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I’d heard those lyrics before but I had no idea they were from a kid’s movie. That just adds a whole new layer of
Gonna be totally honest here: I don't like this guy
Counter offer, we kill one (1) American and see if that helps.
Israelis already killed several
Not the right ones, sadly
how could this come from the millionaire car dealership scion and magisterial lyricist who once cobbled from the wind such meditative imagery as
Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
and who can forget the ensorcelling prose of
My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
Kid Rock
magisterial lyricist
He didn't even write it lmao
I'd be even more embarrassed to sing that if I hadn't written it myself
bruh that's like the only good part of his songs
his more recent lyrics are I shit you not 'WE THE PEOPLE! LETS GO BRANDON!' and 'wear your mask, take your pills, now a whole generations mentally ill'
Not that this guy is arguing from good faith anyway. But Israel is not particularly interested in getting their hostages back, they don't seem to be admitting how many they've directly killed in airstrikes, but journalists have noted a non-neglible amount of them. The goal is to kill palestinians, not rescue anyone.
I was going to say does that mean we kill 40k Israeli citizens everytime the IDF guns down one of the hostages waving a white flag.
He's finally committing a crime against humanity worse than his music career.
How is he still "Kid" Rock? He was Kid Rock back in the 90s. He's like...Middle Aged Rock, soon to be Retirement Aged Rock.
soon he'll be Old Man Sand...
Kid Rock Israelis
Being insecure little piss babies that melt at the slightest pushback
Kid Rock deserves a rock, ideally from the upper floors of a high-rise window
Or the mechanic offering their services
My brother in christ, this is the only thing they have been doing from the very start. What else do you think they can do besides nukes?
."nagasaki" "hiroshima" oh cities that were annihilated because Harry Truman wanted to scare the soviets??
This is clearly a sign that the United States is committing a genocide, because some singer who lives here is stating genocidal rhetoric.
In a civilised society this jackass' friends, coworkers and neighbours would have pulled him aside and told him to stop his crap. Had he persisted, they would have given him enough beatings to get the message through.
Just trying to show his bonafides to work for the Israeli government.
Bro, the IDF killed most of the hostages already
Kid Rock is a fraud and a bitch. Fuck anything he has to say.
i advocate for Kid Rock
A near future prediction...
Kid Rock shots a vid where he holds up what looks like a brand new high school diploma.
"The Israelis run a classy operation. We could learn a lot from what they're doing. Yo bros..." He opens the and reads it. "It says 'IDF General Kid Rock (honorary)'. I know that 'I'm touched' is some fake-ass Hollywood shit. But I'm touched. Thanks Israel. Mad respect..."