i had no expectations for what a lab meat machine looked like so this really changes nothing for me
this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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I envisioned something like a warehouse full of really large petri dishes
Honestly i was lazy and just pictured a single normal sized petri dish being used a lot.
Lined up like plant pots. Basically like a greenhouse but petri dishes.
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honestly, I'm more interested now, this has tickled my likely ASD "How It's Made"-loving neurons
Ah, a fellow filling machine aficionado. 
Looks cool as hell, does he hate beer?
A few months ago he was trying to get Pennsylvania to ban use of the word "milk" for anything that's not dairy products. Nevermind that coconut milk and almond milk have been a thing since like the renaissance and officially defined since the 18th century lmao.
The popularity of alt-milks has skyrocketed recently too. It's funny that they're choosing now as the time to ban the word "milk" after there's zero chance anyone will mistake it for cow's milk.
Oh drat oh bother I've accidentally bought peanut butter instead of dairy butter. What ever shall I put on my toast now??
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These days it only seems he only likes US foreign policy and islamaphobia
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It's a bioreactor. Nobody show him where they make literally any vaccine.
Feels like he’s the type to rail against that too lol
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Ok John now show us what the average slaughterhouse looks like inside
He's a Zionist. He definitely prefers the gore.
Looks like a big beer still. Is Fetterman about to become a prohibitionost too?
democrats do love losing
beer still
You don't make beer in a still, you make it in a fermenter, which yes this does look like.
I just now figured out that a "still" is used in a di"still"ery, still looks similar tho.
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I'll always support you israel while I eat my bird flu chicken shit fed burgers 
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This looks kinda similar to a big industrial sized brewery distillation machine. I assume he drinks? Maybe he doesn't.
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Has this guy ever been to a brewery? FYI this is the sorta thing MOST modern food is made in.
grrr congressogre gronk no want science meat
Compare that to the horrifying machinery of blood and guts and shit that makes your fucking steak.
It is so funny when someone complains how something they don't personally like is made with scary industrial equipment. Unlike... everything else.
it looks indistinguishable from literally any other industrial chemical process lmao
Wait until he sees what makes insulin
Sanitary environment
I wonder what these people think a meat packing factory. That straight up looks standard for some random meat processing step.
I really think most meat eaters don’t even understand the factory aspect
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Yes... Lab equipment 
Yeah, I'm sure there's no machinery in a slaughterhouse. This isn't soaked in gore and can even be installed on a real floor instead of a metal greater that allows loose material to sluice through.
However, I do wanna know why there's a plunger over to the left.
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Thing looks cool and scientific as fuck, what did he think this was gonna do?
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There's a very big gap to bridge to make anything vegan as gross as omni food. What are they going to put in there that is as gross as literal flesh, an intact piece of what was a living, perceiving mammal you could probably have been friends with?
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More sophisticated than I thought. Basically free publicity for lab grown meat
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don't take any pharmaceutical medication john!!! you will NOT like what the production facility for THAT looks like!
And the best thing is, you don't even have to kill it for it to make the meat!
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Oh no generic industrial food prep equipment so scary
Is there any IT person that is willing to stand with me in saying ZEBRA printers suck ass?
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Comrade stroke please!
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