Gonna be interesting to see whose amphetamines wear off first
This really is a battle of who has the better pharmacist. Also, I fear that if I watch this debate the collective insanity of the two of them will sonically liquidate my brain
I really want a break down on the strategy of giving them enough drugs to keep them sharp but not too many that they crash by the end of 2 hours.
Maybe a secondary analysis of risk vs reward of trying to get some mild uppers in their water bottle.
I want a sports-style play by play with a panel of pharmacologists and drug users deciphering their every move.
"Look at his pinky fingers twitching at different times, that's a telltale sign they've got him on at least 5mg of oxymethlnabacalcifermin. That's a risky move given it's short-lived high but it might get him through the worst of this"
look look the second capsule is dissolving, you can see the pupils start to dilate and the perspiration increases
when you're right you right, dave. look at him go about immigration. If second dose doesn't hit for genocide joe, he is in big trouble. I heard they've tried harder gelatine due to higher acidity in his stomach
lets see if it pays off for them
Hasan and the Chapo boys are missing an opportunity by not doing this
hope they fuck up their dosage, i want corn pop and hannibal lecter battle, not some boring 10 percent this 25 percent that
I just want to see Biden draw a clock
I want to see him draw a Glock
Lmao
I want them so zooted that the outcome of the debate is an Odd Couple-style small plates restaurant.
Dear God, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
I hope Biden's eye explodes again right off the bat, and things escalate from there
Honestly, gas leak, just send the entire hall up in flames
that's a clean burning debate I'll tell you hwat
like that scene in inglorious basterds
How dare you make fun of Biden's public-event eye-bleeding. It's just a stutter. Why do you love Trump?
They're really both gonna be in the same place at the same time?
Anderson Cooper has the potential to do the funniest thing ever
anyone in that room has the chance to become the greatest hero of our time
"Well then... I did not have that on my bingo card hehe"
Entire lib family looks at me with anger and disappointment
Last person to directly address somebody that isn't there wins.
Joe Biden threw down the gauntlet on Wednesday, directly challenging former President Donald Trump
en garde
to not one, but two debates
what do we gotta do for these geriatric oligarchs to fucking hack at each other with blades
Finally some circus to entertain us
That's really all I want out of this. Honestly, my mind has been made up since Obama's second term about voting for these ghouls.
Just entertain me while the place falls apart
Also bread. Could use some more of that food share
I'm a baker. I can't get away from bread anymore
tfw no sons debate
The only way I'd watch is if Biden shoots acid blood out of his eye onto Trump like a xenomorph.
Fresh slop soon 
This is a thrill similar to Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul or Kendrick vs Drake for me
I hope Biden says Jack and I hope Trump calls him a pedophile.
Look Jack, you're trying to strike...strike... it's a B major
Why oh god WHY does it have to be so fucking EARLY??? They usually(if not always?) have general election pres debates in September/october
we can’t get any god damn rest before this horseshit
cant have the cable watchers tuning out of the election cycle. it has to be a big stupid spectacle or people might get ideas about how democratic it really is
I can't wait to watch them fight over who would be the most unapologetic supporter of genocide. 
Remember when they fought over who was the bigger China hawk last time?
Do we have a jack Johnson/John Jackson Futurama emoji?
Trumps gonna insist they drop the requirement to turn off mics when it's not your turn and then if they don't do that back out saying they were being very unfair to him and the most gullible pathetic people in the world will see that as a sign of strength and his approval will go up 5 points.
That or Trump just brings a bull horn and pulls that out when they turn off his mic.
Biden sir....you don't have to do this but fuck it, it'll be funny to watch if not morbid. Can't wait for one of them to have a heart attack on stage
I hope it's a literal slap fight and nothing else. Maybe some three stooges eye poking
vs
Trump is gonna rip a big fart and then Biden is gonna be visibly upset and Trump will deny the whole thing and be declared the winner
eat up, piggies!
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