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I legit thought she was mid 20s so like damn girl but also

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WHY DON'T THE ZOOMERS EVER LEAVE THEIR FUCKING HOUSE

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago

Me, about to turn 38 and reading this chomsky-yes-honey

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But I'm a zoomer and I leave my house all the time...to visit your mom's! doin-your-mom

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Thanks for doing that. She needs someone to hang with. Real comradely of you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

My mom is a racist and a transphobe, so I hope you brought a brick. Edit: also doing the Carnivore diet the last I heard, so if you didn't bring a brick, time will probably suffice.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

speech-side-r-1"I'm 37! I'm not old!"speech-side-l-2

mystery-emote speech-l
dennis

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

37 is hot. Keep staying home, zoomers

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I do not see any problem with this. older women are hot.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

she's making a post on digg.com about how she spent half the morning macking on a boy toy but got cold feet when it turned out he lives at his moms still.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

but got cold feet when it turned out he lives at his moms still.

why is this still a problem for people? moving out on your own now is hard as fuck, this isn't the 90's

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Yeah but the media keeps acting like it's the 90's and even if living with my parents makes sense economically, I can also see how having to put up with my parents could be a deal breaker

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

It's a problem when you're the same age as the mom and realize she's more attractive than her son, who has also revealed himself to be very skibidi Ohio.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

holy fuck.. digg is still around? and jesus it looks even worse than it used to back in the day

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sorry champ the microsecond you hit 30 years old you instantly shapeshift into chomsky-yes-honey the internet told me so

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not old I'm not old I yell as I bend down hearing my knees crack and go "ooof" picking something up off the floor

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Whatever man get it. Age is just a number (within reason of course) I hooked up with a coworker that was like 10 years my senior (I was in my mid 30s at the time) if you like someone and there is chemistry why not?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Idk man I just don't got that dog in me

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You do, you just need to call up the Baha Men.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Idk if I consider them men of action. Sure they're great at spreading awareness by asking important questions like "who" but what did they do to help the dogbreak situation?

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

I remember when I was sixteen I chatted up a Chinese lady at a ski resort. I thought she was a high schooler, she thought I was in my late twenties.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm a year away and I wish someone would rizz me up. Keep at it homie. I'm sure she appreciates it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

a 37 year old will absolutely rock your dick off

go forit

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure 37 is like younger than the average age on this site, so I'm surprised this hasn't been ratioed yet

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm complaining more about the lack of young people at my events rather than 37 year olds being hot to the point of confusion

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Yeah young people need to get out more, but stay off my lawn

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

I'm only 34 I-was-saying

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This place is such a weird meeting of ages. I think we have a couple retirees here, even.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

There is a regular poster here who is approaching 80.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We also def have some 20 year olds

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At this point I'm sincerely hoping we no longer have literal children. I think part of the biweekly struggle sessions, in retrospect, was just an age thing. A few years and a little bit of frontal lobe development seems like it's gone a long way to chilling us all the fuck out lmao.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Even the least mature seeming people I see on here strike me as being at least 18. Teens tend to be... less coherent.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

And my account is 4 years old! Ergo, I very well may have been interacting with 14 year olds at its inception. Yikes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I won't be that age at any point before the summer solstice!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

There wasn't a dead giveaway like her constantly sounding like a 2011 reddit thread?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

oh man.. i'm old.. i dont even know what this means

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Rizz means being personable/charismatic. In this case he was hitting on her.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

you're a xentlexem and a scholar

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rizz is like the only gen younger than me slang that intuitively made sense to me. I still don't understand how "cap" means "to lie"

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

baby gronk is 37, feel old yet?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Absolute win

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

One of my favorite things when I was dating ladies sometimes twice my age was when they'd refer to doing something way long ago and I'd be like, "that's the year I was born".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

puzzled

Go crazy man, hell yeah

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can commiserate as someone who has always had a strict 6 year limit (going in both directions) on the age of any potential interest. That means, as someone about to turn 30 next year, my cut-off for older interests is 35 (I'll bend this rule if like, the person is only a year or two older than the upper limit - but they have to be either really interesting as a person or really attractive. It's only happened once). If you're younger than 23, I don't care if you're literally sculpted by the gods or the only person on this entire earth who could ever fully understand me as a person - don't even look at me.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Nothing wrong with that, what?

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