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I love this ad too because the berserk fandom is a cesspit as well.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Remember Incite magazine? http://www.videogameobsession.com/videogame/mags/Incite/Incite-Issue01December1999-400px.png

Remember when IGN had a Babes section? awooga

https://www.ign.com/articles/2007/04/18/ign-insiders-desktop-babes

Editor's note August 6, 2021: We removed this article and all other "IGN Babes" content after determining that it doesn't reflect our editorial standards.

lmao

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Playstation Magazine used to have a swimsuit issue with horny drawings of all the hotties (sometimes even the male characters!) in their dunkaroos.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Yeah having the guys in speedos was the "joke" portion because silly women you can't lust over video game characters that's for MEN ONLY

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Interview with Borg Babe Jeri Ryan

God, I remember being a kid and watching everyone perv out over 7 of 9

Weird times

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God, $1.99 for a magazine. Those were the days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They were packed full of content, too. Reviews, interviews, strategy guides, cheats and mods. Even the ads were cool. I kept a lot of my old game magazines, and they're still pretty fun to read through. Obviously, you have to grit and bear all the edgy "humor" and hornyness.

The 80s and 90s were a golden age for hobby magazines. I think by the late 00s, all the young writers (who have always made up the bulk of writers for magazines) started making tool-assisted content for content mills and blogspam, and that style of writing is what now dominates hobby magazines. Modern magazine content must be first and foremost slop for the web version of the magazine, and it's only later cobbled together into the physical version.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

There were some good ones into the late 00s/early 10s. I kept buying PC Gamer until they stopped including demo disks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Remember when booth babes were a thing in the games industry? kombucha-disgust

I remember going to Gamescom 2011 and being at this big and crowded World of Tanks booth to check out the game, when suddenly a bunch of booth babes who were hired to do promotion for the game went onstage and began gyrating to music. Every nerd there then attentively watched these women doing the most generic and boring ass moves on stage for like 10 minutes, because awooga

Gaming outlets like IGN also used to do articles in which they'd rate these booth babes after a convention. cringe

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I thought they kind of still were a thing? Just cosplay babes now filling the spot they used to.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know about cosplay babes, but booth babes became more controversial in the early 2010s, and then PAX and Eurogamer Expo banned booth babes because they wanted their conventions to be more family friendly and welcoming to everyone. Since then, they fell out of favor at gaming conventions in the West.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It still feels like cosplay babes are a sort of loophole around that because some of the costumes they wear are more revealing than what booth babes wore.

At the very least, cosplay babes fit into the overall scene. Booth babes were just a weird thing to have and none of them looked like they wanted to be there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, that is a good point. I haven't been to these conventions in over a decade, but it does sound like cosplay babes essentially serve the same purpose as booth babes did in terms of promotion and titillation, but in such a way that they can get away with it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Alternative link (also damn, that magazine didn't even make it a year)

The magazine cover that is burned into my retinas from when I walked into a Blockbuster and saw it staring my in the face was the February 2001 NextGen cover where Duke Nukem is fondling Lara Croft from behind (censored on the cover). Very telling that this the representation of "games growing up". Gamers™ really are stuck in the early 2000s.

I only have the vaguest memories of the IGN Babes section; seems like it started up around 2008, and the only time I was actually actively reading gaming magazines and stuff was from the early 2000s to around 2006 or 2007.

Part of me is nostalgic for that era (I honestly wasn't reading those sorts of publications--stuck to Nintendo Power, EGM, and GameSpot, none of which were particularly horny), but I think it's less about the magazines themselves and more that I'm nostalgic for being so excited about video games that I would get a new issue in the mail and read it cover to cover. I'd kill to be that excited about literally anything at this point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

the February 2001 NextGen cover where Duke Nukem is fondling Lara Croft from behind (censored on the cover).

bruh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

IGN Babes had already been around since the early 2000s at least, I remember seeing it for the first time around 2000.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Added to the list of already mentioned: postal babes

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Jokes aside it's kind of a deep cut to ship Lara Croft with Guts.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I think that's because the Dreamcast Berserk game had just been released.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Shipping Guts with anyone other than Casca or maybe Griffith if you're deeply deranged just feels wrong. The man has never been in a healthy place that would allow him to be shipped, that's kind of the point.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

No we're terminally horny and weird about it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Upbear for retromags

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

neat I didn't realize there was a site that was about preserving old gaming magazines - guess my friends back in college were right and I don't really need to keep the Nintendo Power issues from like 2003-2006 I've refused to throw out on the basis of nostalgia LMAO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Retromags is awesome. And yeah, there's no need to keep a huge stack, but I honestly wish I would have held onto a few standouts to thumb through for maximum nostalgia (we had basically the same run of issues!). Oh well, at least I kept my strategy guides.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guts infact would not play with Laura.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

If they even bothered to play the game they'd know he already has a love interest he's on a quest to save.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Didn’t know that about Beserk but know a bunch of marines obsessed with it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The fandom is lots of edgy dipshits who only like the series for the violence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Including the sexual violence

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guess that explains why marines like it lol

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

this feels like an ad from the 90s yeah

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Berk is good but goddamn it's fandom sucks wallah