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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

morshupls You see I am a half-human half-elf with demon blood who lives in the outskirts of the elfwood, i studied ancient magic from the lost city of erm and recently returned from retro tokyo where i was trained in the sacred art of kendo and...

if i show up to your D&D session, please run away

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

out here living in the Relatively Unpleasant Forest, which actually isn't as bad as it sounds. Quiet place, rent's cheap

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm at Unlantis. Stop dumping shit into the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

wild to me that we don't have a car battery emote.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I'm a human fighter from Fishport with a boring backstory and mid life crisis. My turns take 30 seconds and the DM loves me for being the sole voice of reason when the rogue is trying to choose murder in broad daylight as plan A for every situation. If the group doesn't disband before level 5 (they will) then I'm going to die because of my roleplay-based stat choices and be reincarnated as a slightly creepy shaman woman from South Orcland.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Hey I've seen this bit before! (source on this version)

Compare and contrast.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Even then, this is just a copy of The Auld World from Warhammer

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

If you look closely, it's just a slightly malformed Eurasia.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

find me at the mountains of muscles doing muscle shit alex-supplements

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

The Crap Lands

This speaks to me

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I'm ashamed to admit that my conworld looks way too close to this for my own comfort, albeit with fewer stereotypes and fantasy tropes. Which is to say that all the actually interesting worldbuilding is in the eastern two-thirds of the world, whereas I just sort of phoned in the countries of the western third to consist of not-Intermarium, not-Britain, not-Ireland, and not-America.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

spaghett Me in the Robbin' Woods

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey, it's a map of Azeroth from World of Warcraft!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Specifically, Kalimdor

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I'll take the Icecastle of the Necrolord. Everyone is welcome here as long as they pass (well, fail) the lib test meow-hug

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

You may be in her DMs, but I'm in the Cold Sea venturing to defeat the Necrolord in his Ice Castle.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Kik-Shin Monastery

data-laughing

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Oh hey it's Midland (Europe) from Berserk

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Boozy bay is a decent place to live

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Looking nervously at the map of Unicorn Overlord side-eye-1

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Dear God, the resolution! Took me almost a full minute to load! It's glorious!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

man i wish more fantasy had & dealt with steppe folks. the game of thrones version sucked, Elder Scrolls has none, Lord of the Rings only has them obliquely mentioned kitty-birthday-sad

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ashlanders in Morrowind are closest you can get in games, having similar aesthetics, though with differences because Vvardenfell. In lore, Bjoulsae Breton tribes are horse nomads. And of course Alik'r though those are Bedouins rather than Mongols. Also there are some on Yokuda i think.
All playable in Elder Kings and EK2 mods for Crusader Kings 2 and 3, though idk how many custom mechanics they have, probably way more in CK2 version since that one had nomad DLC while in CK3 nomads are barebons tribals while the game currently is due for huge DLC byzaboos appeasment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

i think the Ashlanders are nearer Bedouin too, desert nomadism is similar economically but don't scratch the same itch for big horse-archer society

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

And when they do, it would be nice if they had more going on than being the "Nongols" and actually showcased the depth and breadth of steppe cultures instead of treating them all like Ghengis Khan.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

“The rude stone” sicko-fem

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I'm in Druiddos trading booty for violence (it's consensual)(I'm a masochist)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I'm in the Bloody Great Big Swamp.

My job is to figure out if it's a Bloody Great Big Swamp or a Bloody Great Big Swamp.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Is this just the Lord of the eings map or did someone put actual effort into this something thats ment to be generic?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm in the sub-sub-sub-sub-urbs* of ZhZhZh**, trying to perfect my pronounciation and never hear about the rest of Generica. I'm also a dwarf and i'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole***.

*It's pretty much deeper than the main urbs, and no, it don't include lawns, unless we count mushrooms
**It's actually pronounced zH!zH!zH!, sorta between loud snoring and sounds of exertion during digging one hole too many
***This is as far as i am willing to go, if i hear one more hey ho hey ho, it's axe time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I'm the Necrolord, because I've been trying to change my name and official gender to Necrolady, but the fucking wizards of the bureu of gender affairs are fucking me over because I'm "Evil". Fucking unbelievable, I'll invade and freeze the whole country over for this!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I'm in the Cave of the Sandy Bandits filling my pockets with sand for sneak attacks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Look,ladz, dey's got a playse fu' us orc-y types! I's gonna stay der til da time when we's gotz to slog it out wiv da hoomies and shorties and whatzits

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Giant Swamp 100%.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm secretly living in the basement of the Abbey of St Whatever and they think it's haunted and that i'm a demon and i'm playing that up to steal more food