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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Incredible. The future. I will pay 10 billion dollars to replace my company with this picture.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

You joke (probably), but get your customers to sign the right waivers and yes you probably can.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Considering what's in TV in Poland, this is indeed the best method.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

All you are left with is the muffled sound of that one guy that dubs over everyone.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why does he need a stud finder when he can apparently open up the wall and see them?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's difficult to tell the difference between the studs and the sciovs. For more information, see Step Reverse Σ.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

the studfinder was in his heart all along ❤️

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Because the plotholes are necessary for steps 7 and 7-2

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Asked ChatGPT the same and got this, actually kinda freaky how similar it is:

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poor guy got murked with a drill by his doppelganger and replaced

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

it's called step 6 and it's critically necessary to installing the tv properly

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Both of them repeatedly show people standing on top of a stepladder. Maybe the ai is trying to kill us after all?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I get rubber-legged standing on the third highest rung of a tall ladder (the highest rung you can safely put your feet on). I don't know how some people are able to stand on the very top and do their work without a care in the world. One misstep or something collides with the ladder from below and you're fucked.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Yes... yes.... almost... oh, oh no, what have you done?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What about gpt 4o? That's supposed to be better I think.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Wow that sucks

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

baseball cap, baseball cap, flat cap, kippa, kippa...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Asking an average-taking machine to take the same average twice is going to look pretty similar yeah. It's kinda freaky because it's new and a black box, but the reason it looks similar is hilariously boring. This is the statistical average of TV installation guides.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If an answer this wrong is considered to be the average TV installation guide... just how wrong would an actually wrong one be?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Sometimes the average is more wrong, like how the average person has slightly under one testicle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not really, though. Redoing most prompts will frequently deliver very different results, this one was almost panel-for-panel on the first try.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Same one database

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my favorite part of the process is drilling the pailot holes so the teletubes can access the shows

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Don't you know? The unviewable tv on the wall is a series of tubes.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I know where I'm investing. The market price of sciovs is about to go through the roof!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this real? So many specific things were done not just wrong but wrong in the worst wat it reads like satire.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

i dunno i feel like i would've had the tv face outwards for like just the first panel 7 and then turned it back around again

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, that is more-or-less how to mount a TV on the wall. Just not a working one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Technically correct.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Step 19: Stare in confusion

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A year ago, generative AI could not even conjure up legible text or numbers at all, so this is progress! Just took billions of dollars ($35 billion in 2023!) in training costs. Maybe with the trillions projected to be spent by 2030 it can finally get the instructions right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. That's how you're frying the planet - you idiotic meatbags.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Stud finder

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Does "palot" mean "glory" in robo-gibberish? (see image 7a)