It's insane that "you can brick your tesla if you don't remember to put it in car wash mode" is a thing.

There should be a synonym for Thesaurus.

me & my lady friend have agreed to a once a week seeing each other schedule, to balance the clear fact that things are deepening against her understandable fears about getting close to someone new/desire to take things slow & her general work busy-ness & working on herself/her own mental stuff (before this we'd been once every 1.5 weeks - 2 weeks and once 2+). i'd be open to a little more than that and i do miss her during the week and can occasionally get frustrated, but i'm also a bit lonely and should be wary of looking to her as the sole plug to the hole that is my loneliness so this is probably good for now.

apparently attachment theory does have some scientific backing, so IG it seems i can occasionally get a lil anxious attached and maybe she can get a lil avoidant. but idk we've been communicating extremely well so far, in ways that feel kinda jarring compared to a lot of my previous romances, so i think by working together we can probably be healthy and secure overall or whatever.

i take it back i dont think i need to know about hawk tuah lore there's too many weird contours and treacherous paths therein

happy anniversary!!

I really can't stand all these liberals criticizing JD Vance when like 8 years ago they were all fawning over him and his book

Chapo Roan

need some grass to touch me

wow its really been 4 years. I remember when we were all on r/chapo making terrible bernie would have won jokes and yelling at neoliberals. Good times.

I gotta get better at following my treat desires, my media impulses, special interests, autism stuff. I have spent like a month and a half unsuccessfully butting my head against random video games and stuff when it turns out, I just needed to be reading Nevada for the 30th time or whatever it is. But it took over a week to figure that out for some reason! Why can I not be in touch with what I wanna do on a minute to minute basis? Is this a bad interroception issue?

Sorry if I'm coming across as attention seeking,but venting about it takes my mind off it

That being said,I've come to absolutely despise these fucking things

An American pretending to be Canadian is such a good bit

Love talking to various reactionaries in my family irl and hearing their takes

"The world is laughing at us []" (referring to Biden's cognitive implosion or whatever)

Okay so? Good, they should be laughing

In a very "unlimited destruction upon the first world" type of mood today

Engineering rules of thumb: first order approximations used when it is a component not likely to cause a critical failure

Management rules of thumb: the fakest shit you've heard that someone made up once.

I'm gonna learn Bella Ciao before my next violin lesson, I'm vibing with it.

Its great to see all the nerds i follow in twitter hoxhaists, maoists, dengists, leftcomms, demsocs, anarchists, socdems all come together and dunk on the patsocs and their acp, evertime its great

Lmao they can't put Simone Biles' mom and Snoop Dogg in the same frame

on NPR they moved on from "full-scale" and referrred to Russia's "all-out" invasion of Ukraine.

Crushposting:

They stood up to their stalker themselves and refuse to be intimidated. I’m super proud. They still have their fierce fighting spirit intact.

In other more mundane news, they made a silly mistake, and I bullied them playfully for it, whereupon they playfully and angrily threw a ball at me.

Funniest thing that regularly happens at large orgs is how they'll have enterprise licenses for most things, but for anything that requires individual user approval everyone uses the open source alternative because getting through the approval chain takes longer than the task.

Its a shame they blocked this site on the company internet because I would use it so much more

Damn I've been on here for over a year! Happy Hexday y'all.

I this year I'm going to learn Rust and make some contributions back to Lemmy and by virtue Hexbear. Its the least I could do.

Some indigenous teenagers invited me to a barbecue and I thought it was nice of them until I saw they were eating a stray pit bull they hunted and killed. Actually tasted kind of good tbh.

NSFW

(Not Safe For Worf)

wow so apparently spotted lanterflies aren't even that harmful. got us all going from to . oh sure we were "just following orders." history has famously smiled on that excuse you fucking jackasses. way to squash beautiful & cute creatures for nothing.

DAY ONE CADRES WHERE ARE YALLLL

Okay look right, I love the free book websites, my uncritical support. However, if a free book website puts its dumb fucking url at the footer of every single chapter, that is nerd shit, oceanofpdf.

Elliott Smith dying was like millennial 9/11

four years??

vividly visualizing a :slammer: edit that goes like "KILL ALL UTILITARIANS" and has a shop of Ursula K. LeGuin drilling Jeremy Bentham with subtext like "if one of us is suffering all of us is suffering" or something along the lines of "'how many social amenities does a foreigner cost' instead of considering that you should consider the following:" and it's fuhrerbunker hitler

> “darkly-pureblack”
> look inside
> gray

Cleaned and organized garage. Gonna put a work bench in eventually so I can, like, once again exercise the fundamental nature of my being by making stuff. First step to that was cleaning out and consolidating a whole bunch of stuff

Installed Linux on an old box, gonna try setting up Home Assistant eventually.

Just found my bike lock key after losing it for over a year! It's a really nice one too.

Angry and teary

Waluijoe Stalin

Boe Jiden

You'll never guess what event caused Fetterman to put on his big boy clothes for work