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I woke up in warhammer fantasy bretonnia, im so fucked
I'm a debt slave working for an evil corporation breaking down old spaceships, so not great
Rain World... post-apocalyptic world trying not to get eaten by lizards...
oh now that's terrifying. avoiding drowning and getting munched on is not a life I'd want.
Good luck, gamer!
Welp, i guess i'm going to be walking around Eastern Europe dealing weird broken physics and spooky monsters for a while. On the upside - i know how to read a map, use a gas mask, and operate a variety of former warsaw pact small arms. On the downside - not a huge fan of soviet era tinned sausages.
There's a bunch of imps running around wearing leis and hula skirts.
hexbear modded minecraft server, not bad
ARISE YE TARNISHED
THOSE WHO ARE DEAD, YET STILL LIVE
W... Would i be a joker in balatro?
Not good.
I am now a Totodile rescuing Pokemon from mystery dungeons with my partner, Ginkgo the Bulbasaur
Goals tbh
I am getting mugged by japanese gangsters until a sexy man with a dragon tattoo beats them up. After some misadventures and shenanigans, he becomes the father I never had
World of Warcraft
Could be worse
Last video game I played was Darktide so I am straight up not having a good time over here on planet plague.
Game before that was No Man's Sky, I think I prefer cozy space exploration to catching a mortal case of diarrhea while serving the penal legion.
Cryptmaster which is basically a first person dungeon crawl game combined with wordle
the world honestly seems like a garbage place to live so either i'm living in squalor in the undead underground or i'm living in a fucked up capitalist theocracy
hell yes i can be Kazuma Kiryu IRL. Unfortunately, it's 2005 and I don't want to have to relive the last 20 years again, even as the Dragon of Dojima
my partner wakes up with a benevolent elder god in their brain but gets a cool telekinetic gun, David Lynchian SCP-like shenanigans commence
i'm an immortal demon goddess with a spaceship crew of other trans demon lesbians tormenting a local rimworld
damn we made out
I was playing Cult of the Lamb, so cute demonic cult leader doesn't sound so bad.
I live in a beautiful european style townhouse near all of my comrades, while industrialising the town with steam power. not a bad life
I'm now in Three Banners War era Tamriel.
I guess could be worse, since I'm just chilling in Rimmen listening to pretty songs about moon sugar.
I'm in Sir-Tech's Wizardry, which is fine I suppose so long as I don't go into the dungeon.
Amid Evil so I guess I'm being crucified with crystal spikes that flew out of a mace
caves of qud, i now have 12 arms, and only half of them are growing out of my second head
I'm apparently in the Trails universe at a point in time
spoiler
where they're about to invent nukes ?
I was playing Metal Gear 1 on MSX so I suppose I'm in the most normal part of the Metal Gear Solid timeline. Excited to be elderly when the world devolves into PMC wars and nano machine weirdness of MGS4.
Scribblio, my world is poorly rendered and confusing
Crow Country
I would simply leave Crow Country and enjoy living in 1990
I'm trapped in a loop of playing increasingly illegal blackjack against the devil
It’s Snowrunner. So I’m driving trucks in an so empty it’s almost horror world. But mostly it’s just providing logistics for logging and building oil infrastructure, which is not the best but the driving is pretty chill.
I'm stuck in The Zone with a tattered coat, an SVT with 15 rounds left, a broken shotgun, some questionable food and I am slowly bleeding to death, wondering why on earth I ever reinstalled S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly.
the sand hell roguelike noita, where i'm beset by murderous creatures, alien technology, traps and peril in the land itself, angry gods, and worst of all....
I'M A WOMAN AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Victoria 3
Please god let me spawn in 27 SOL #1 World Power Communist Germany.
I'm apparently running a sea rescue corporation that designs its own vehicle fleet.
I'm in my Rimworld Colony consisting of three Catholic missionaries and a werewolf.
Hyrule, in the dark world, likely with no moon pearl. Maybe I can find a bully to kick me around
welp looks I'm about to go fight in the sword & sorcery version of the 30 years war
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Monster Hunter 1. Not only am I surely dead there's also no one else here.
Which game? Cuz I'm in the Roblox platforms.... tis like roaming neither on Heaven, Hell nor Earth
Huh, should I played a Hoyoverse game?
Edit: nevermind, I'm in Humans Vs Zombies...
Not a p2w person, if yer wonderin'...
Don't Starve (first time playing it, too)
Well, it'll be over pretty quickly
how's life now?
its completely over
The factory must grow
i would be stuck in the subnet teleporting around aimlessly between ruins floating in space with different architectures while trying to shove every stick i found to every hole i come across.
(im talking about submachine: legacy)
Been no-lifing Path of Exile for the past couple weeks. If I get to be my character, I'd probably just chill and live the rest of my days managing Kingsmarch, never actually stepping into a map again. If I'm just a random person though? The gods are all dead. Eldritch horrors from incomprehensible dimensions loom. The Templar empire has just fallen, but the new world has yet to actually take its place and it well and truly is the time of monsters. At least if I can make my way to the Karui islands I can just chill since the slavers are all gone?