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but it would be funny if it was.

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upvoots 2 the left, leave a comment with your least favorite kind of guy below.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Least favorite guy is one who thinks he isn’t emotional because he doesn’t consider anger an emotion

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Least favorite type of guy: the perpetual devil's advocate, the guy who seems to have the unstoppable urge to justify any bad thing that is criticized in his presence.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Least favorite type of guy: the perpetual devil's advocate, the guy who seems to have the unstoppable urge to justify any bad thing that is criticized in his presence.

Ever see a Redditor mansplain about mansplaining? agony-4horsemen

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Know a guy who proudly stated how he loves to play the devils advocate just to test my knowledge or whatever. I asked him to not do that once, because it's just shitty and pointless.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The devil has so many fucking advocates and they often congregate on Reddit. kombucha-disgust

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Yup and these guys definitely exist in the wild, proudly.

I've spent 5 years studying a field, they always devils advocate me on my work if I make the mistake of talking about it. And typically tell me how my field works, which they know nothing about.

It's kind of amazing, the confidence I mean.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

least favorite type of guy: dude who ignores when women speak & then just repeats their ideas like he came up with them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Pretty much every corporate boardroom that has one or slightly more feeemales in it be like flashbang

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

What do you mean misandry isn't real? They give me a little bowl of it before every meal at the Japanese restaurant near my house

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

leave a comment with your least favorite kind of guy below

The computer toucher types that got the worst possible understanding of Spock from Star Trek and LARPs as some kind of emotionless (but also contemptful of emotions) condescending passive-aggressive contrarian asshole. With fake politeness, these types infest reddit-logo (and sometimes here) with "who hurt you?" style put-downs, trying to silence people that care too much about things or maybe criticize their treats. They also commonly like to say dehumanizing shit like all social interactions are transactional, that people they don't like are "NPCs," that "human nature" means everyone is (and ought) to be a sadistic murderfucker that only cares about breeding and/or wealth accumulation, and so on.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

c/goodposting must be made for this.

Also probably english lit guy. If there's a university guy who is smug and classist about it, him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Having English professors look down their noses at me and tell me that "genre fiction" was universally bad and childish and only gritty grimy contemporary stories that try so hard to be nonformulaic that it becomes the formula, where nothing happens in the story but unlikable characters smoking, drinking, cussing, having sex and/or receiving/enjoying SV, and maybe doing self-harm until it all (predictably) ends in a pretentiously unsatisfying way to "artfully" make the reader feel like they wasted their time, were worthy of the snobs' approval.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

90% shitpost 10% seriousContemporary fiction is for authors who aren't creative enough to do worldbuilding

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a compelling argument these professors have!! how-compelling

contrarianismNo lie though that describes some of my absolute favourite queer lit. I like the subversions of commonly accepted narrative structures. Orange Book.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I haven't read that particular one and know nothing about it so I can't really comment upon it. My issue is primarily the dogma of "all genre fiction is bad but 'contemporary' totally isn't its own genre" so professors could push their particularly favorite slop on all students and try to indoctrinate them into One True Fiction obedience.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Common western "education" L tbh, not surprised in the least. Hate to see it though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Take it from a westerner who works in education. Shit sucks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

he-admit-it I know it does!! Thank you for saying!! Death to amerikkka!!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why you gotta do me like this, all I wanted was to share my Sylvia Plath inspired poetry kitty-cri

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Hmmmm... actually kinda based, potentially. You can be One Of The Good Ones bridget-smug

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

mods are welcome for this flytrap, i am doing a public service 07

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

tempted to remove this bc it isn’t bad

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

leave a comment with your least favorite kind of guy below.

Chuds who chud, hate them, simple as.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

guy who's both incorrect and confident.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

omfg I have a coworker who is just like this and he is a turbochud who claims to be apolitical.

Every now and then I will pull up something to completely factually correct him and I can just see the look of cognitive dissonance at being proven wrong in front of an audience and the frustration flowing from it and then he just moves on and forgets it ever happened, continuing to condescend to me and act like the smartest person in the room on every SINGLE topic despite the fact I have repeatedly proven him wrong just on memory, then I have to wait till a break so I can get my phone pull up a source and be like NO MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE AN IDIOT STOP ACTING SMUG.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

My guy is my brother. He acts like I'm some kind of a mark for not believing in ghosts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Ah same, my guy is in tech and is related to me. He never really listens to what I say and starts to impose his understandings of what I think and am like on me often before I can even finish what I was trying to say.

Likes to throw out things like "dunning-kruger", but when I reply with something like "doesn't actually exist" just completely dismisses me and trucks on with those prefixed ideas.

He also loves to state how he is a feminist and on the side of equality. Thinks other men are misogynist, but treats the women in his life in a very condesending way. Exhausting to try and talk to.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

This but unironically

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

my least favourite guy is every man who comments on women's posts on instagram. that app is borderline unusuable because every post from a woman is just filled with all sorts of misogyny

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I also hate the "Christian" assholes on tiktok who brigade queer livestreams just to harass people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

That’s such a specific thing and it always happens no matter what. I have a transfemme friend who livestreams on TikTok and I can’t get over how smug the people commenting “hello sir” are. Like they really think it’s clever or original or something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

There's a special kind of chud that drops Bible verses out of nowhere, especially in attempts to make some sinner feel uncomfortable. Sadistic creeps. grillman

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

its real and I'm the misandrist it-was-me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

my least favorite guy is pretty much all of them

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

The guy I posted about in the reply below is also a the kind of guy that constantly deflects criticism of his bigoted ideas by claiming to have "lots of queer/trans/black friends" etc.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My least favorite type of guy is someone who alludes to having a vast pool of knowledge on a topic but chooses not to demonstrate it because you are not worth the effort. But they would still like you to know how bemusedt by your ignorance on this topic they are. On account of their vast, vast pool of knowledge.

the level of ignorance being demonstrated towards how the economy/AI/governing actually works is truly entertaining

My second least favorite type of guy is murderers.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

The admins skipped this one when I said we should import all the ShitRedditSays emotes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I saw Miss Andry in the break room and she had a ring on talking about how she's going to be Mrs. Andry now

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

my least favourite guy is the one who chose to abandon all truth & reason instead of so much as entertaining the possibility that his personal experiences of this world may not be gospel.

i was gonna use this opportunity to just kinda unload all the vile fabrications & twists of logic he's grown so fond of (while ofc maintaining he's a just & reasonable centrist because i guess a quick web search is already more effort than he's willing to put in) but honestly his pathetic ass has eaten up enough of my mental bandwidth as it is.

my brother's dead to me. I just gotta get past the mourning stage.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'll have you know that I've been participating in misandry since Trump was president. However, it's okay that I hate men and constantly talk shit about them because I unfortunately am a male.

Also, my least favorite kind of guy is old Americans, fucking boomers and Gen X dudes are the worst patriarchs imaginable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Guys that drive lifted diesel pickup trucks, especially if they're "rolling coal," ie intentionally making the engine run worse so it spews black smoke. In my experience there's a lot of overlap with gym bros and dudes with gross beards that chew tobacco and have multiple DUIs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Whoops, was sleepy and didn't read the least part. That was awkward.

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