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Kamala is Fit (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Probably the stupidest thing I’ve seen on Ground News so far. lol

EDGE-IT: God I fucking love all of you.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love that all of the stuff telling us to vote for her are things like "She exists!" and "She isn't likely to drop dead any time soon!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

This was posted here a couple days ago lmfao They are trying WAY TOO HARD

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love that the past two presidents have been so past their primes that a "health check" is now a thing.

Also lol at the political spectrum thing at the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here’s another pic I grabbed from the past few days. These fuckers PAID for this ad

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Brat green baybeee!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

It'd be really really funny if she died of a random ass heart attack in office and Biden outlives her.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

you want me to vote for a president who's probably not gonna die while in office? where's the fun in that?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Of course she's fit all these neoliberal ghouls are obsessed with fitness and being healthy. I'm not shaming anyone who works out, but you're likely to find these types micromanaging their health (because they can afford it) to live long healthy lives eating the poor.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

What cracks me up the most is that SHE IS 59. Of course she is healthy and not deteriorating like the other fuckers. Such a fuckin’ non-story lmao

But anything to show KillEmAla in a good light

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

U N R E M A R K A B L E

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Biden's doctor said the same thing about his cognition.

But whatever, she's probably fine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

So did/does trumps

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Biden's doctor said the same thing about his cognition.

North Korean doctors diagnosed him with dementia and rabies pretty early che-smile

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some of the least worst (still bad war criminal) presidents were half dead while they did their job JFK, FDR, Grant etc

Lenin and Andropov were chronically unwell, that sucks and history is poorer for their early deaths, but they were still good choices.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know, I don’t really get what you’re saying. I’m kinda lost. But at the same time, I agree. Fucking power to you, homie. ✊🏼🫡

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I’m saying all US presidents are awful. But some of better ones were pretty sick all the time FDR had a paralytic illness (polio or guillain-barre) and cardiac stuff, Grant had various complications of alcoholic liver disease and died out of office of throat cancer (probably related to his alcoholism), JFK had Addison diseases and his spine was Swiss cheese with fractures as a result.

Lenin was Lenin, and he had a bunch of complications post being shot that led to his premature death. Andropov was less shit than Gorbachev and the fall of the USSR might have been different or softened by him at the helm but he died of kidney disease.

Like this is ableist shit, the best leader isn’t the healthiest as long as the succession is safe if they croak.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ahhh I get you. Sorry if I came off as snarky or rude, I’ve just been in a really jovial ‘I-don’t-give-a-fuck’ attitude tonight. Again, sorry.

But answer me this: are you implying that Kamala will be absolutely awful because of this ‘fitness’ report?

Because I do agree, she’ll be awful lmfao

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think it's exactly what he's getting at. He's mostly saying that even though someone can be ill, it doesn't make them incapable of leading a country.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Either way, I agree. I just think this media posturing of “KillEmAla is actually REALLY healthy” is a bit… desperate, ya know?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah 100%

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm saying she'll be awful regardless of whether she is an Olympic athlete or chronically unwell for reasons outside of her health.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Absolutely agree with you. I just posted it because the desperation is PALPABLE. lol

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

her physical was deemed "unremarkable?" no good. I'm a single issue voter, and that issue, is, X-men mutant president.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

“Electrolytes… It’s what plants crave!”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Insights by Ground News AI

nyet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Nonono you don’t understand, their board of directors was pinky promised that AI=Futuristic by OpenCognos LLC or whoever, if they remove their redundant cleverbot plugin they’re gonna look like cavemen to their investors (who also happen to have their 401ks dependent on OpenCognos) and look gullible to themselves once they look back on themselves

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They call it "ground news" because it has been through a meat grinder, right? anakin-padme-2

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

No they call it GROUND news because it’s BASED AS FUCK 😤😤

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay but let's see her drug screening and urine samples.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you think is showing up? Meth or Coke? Weed or Benzos?

If she turns up hot on LSD I might have to change my vote.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Probably ambien, Xanax, and some Adderall to level her out. Basically nothing cool.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My “kamala is fit” shirt etc

tbf she’s been guaranteed to be the healthiest president since 2017 but now I’m wondering if she’s secretly got multiple sclerosis or whatever kept Paul Wellstone from running in 2000

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ala Trump: The best results we’ve ever seen, nobody has ever gotten such great results.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I won't be convinced until she runs a marathon.

run for your ambitions, pig!!!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I wish Michael Parenti were still writing so we could get him to analyse Ground News

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet she doesn't even have a vo2 max above 50

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You s e x i s t, a s s h o l e.

Are you actually trying to apply male cardiothetics to women? Bro. smgdmfhrnyceb

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is that AI thing at the bottom? Is the AI determining... the political lean of the information sources?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

No it looks like it writes the bullet points. The political lean is predetermined for each outlet reporting on it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They do this every time. More dumb pageantry we have to see every four years.