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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we have 8 year old african children mining rare earth minerals so we can build this shit

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

"Ugh, this news clip is depressing. Fuck Coke for making me think about other countries, I'm just gonna grab a Pepsi instead. Their door ads are funny."

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (5 children)

“This is the future of retail and shopping,” Avakian said.

the main reason this tech can proliferate is that the people who decide to insert ads into every area of our visual field are rarely within striking distance of the common person. these assholes all have personal shoppers/assistants, live behind walls, and we don't know what they look like. honestly, the only thing cool about any AR tech would be its hijacking by culture jamming leftists to identify/add callouts to our enemies (secret police/undercover cops, informants, ultra high net worth individuals, etc).

also, there's a great dystopian visual gag here, where it's like post apocalyptic and some plucky hero scavenger stumbles across a display fridge running on solar power with bottled water in it that is running at like 16K so it looks real and shifts with perspective, only for him to open the door and like it's empty or has a bunch of skulls in it and it's a trap set by cannibals or baddies.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bill Hicks continues to have the only moral and correct take on advertising and marketers.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Sorry, you simply buying something doesn't create enough value for our shareholders."

What a fucking crock of shit. Absolutely no respect for anyone's time or dignity. Even being a good little consumer isn't enough anymore, you have to subject yourself to degradation and psychological manipulation even to participate in the basic market activities required of you to exist.

Every door like this is an assault on human decency and smashing them in with a hammer is a moral act.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I really want to emphasize that advertising is a potent form of exploiting human psychology. The advanced and pervasive form of it we see today, where it is tailored to individuals and consistently assaults them using a level of knowledge that many people's loved ones wouldn't even have access to is tantamount to abuse.

If a friend or a partner kept careful notes of your behavior, where you were looking and for how long, what you tended to buy and when based on your surrounding behavior and mood, and used it to manipulate you, we would rightfully call such a person a dangerous abuser. It is absolutely abhorrent to accept that from strangers who also already have massive structural power over us.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

I really want to emphasize that advertising is a potent form of exploiting human psychology.

When some smug Redditor says "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT BUY IT, SIMPLE" they're expressing an internalized defeated acceptance of that exploitation.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Not just what you buy, but what you search, what items you look at on other websites, and correlating data with demographic information that is either "lying around" or supplemented with targeted surveys to fill out the profile.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I might just become much worse at steering my cart around these.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless they are locked until the ad finishes then there is a solution. The solution is to open every single door and leave them open. These freezer doors stay open for easy restocking by fully opening them until they click, just do that or jam something into the locking mechanism.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I genuinely believe most ads are ABLEIST because they're so distracting.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

in North Korea, the grocery store shelves are filled with images of food to give the illusion of prosperity

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (6 children)

In communist North Korea you are required to watch propaganda to access food.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cooler Screens says 90% of consumers it has surveyed prefer its digital screens to traditional fridges

Do you prefer to look at digital screens?
YES -> SKIP AD
NO -> WATCH AD, FREE TESTICLE SHOCK

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

We discovered a sampling error after an audit. The 10% NO respondents was just one guy who spent 8000 dollars on iced tea that day.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pretty soon all of these will display a Windows login screen or bash script with an error and the Walgreens minimum wage employees will have to write post-it notes about what's in the fridge

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The manufacturer going out of business and not supporting them would be hilarious

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll be running a bash script of my own anprim-pat

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Neuralink 1,000% is going to be used to put ads in people's brains both awake and asleep.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like Neuralink is going to be like Google Glass except it's going to die out way earlier in its life cycle

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (10 children)

It'll be baffling if it even hits any market at all. They're a decade or more behind the actual research outfits working on brain interfaces and all their "research" has just been replicating the same experiments that were being done by actual researchers 15 years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good on them. They were on the verge of bankruptcy with all the theft going on all the time. Now they have the money to put screens on coolers! Good to see them do better and crime on the decline.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

if your grocery store can afford screens, you're not shoplifting enough

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My local Kroger did this, and it's gonna turn me into the Unabomber, I stg

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

soviet-huff Can we get past the bullshit need to buy things from and sell shit to other people already? Make technology that actually fucking matters, that's actually interesting and assists in national development, and frees up the common person's schedule to engage in leisure, so we can all get the fuck on with our lives already?!

It's boring as hell and annoying as fuck how commerce continues to chase after people and becoming an increasingly obstructive, invasive phenomenon. People don't want their lives to be plagued with ads! Why do you think daytime television is on its deathbed (apart from being an endless sea of reality TV)? If we need something, we'll fucking go looking for it.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It’s wild how we made cyberpunk dystopias real in the cringest way possible

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

If I ever find one of them I'm opening every one to check the inside and then making no effort to close it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

They have these at my local Walgreens; not only are they stupid AF and annoying, they actively make me to not want to shop there. Like, just a clear freezer door, I’ll scan my eyes over the products to see if there’s anything I want. With those, my brain just straight up nopes out of considering anything behind the doors, it gets dismissed as noise in the sea of advertising.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

On top of everything else, it is a direct, systemic, and compounding additional waste of electricity. Everything about this is enshittification.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've seen these irl. They are so fucking bright at every time of day that it literally hurts to look at them.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I hate the techbro standard of glaring bright white everything on screens. lmayo

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we live in the most boring evil timeline possible

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

digital coolers at wallscreens kelly be looking like a PS2 game's texture for a vending machine, but irl

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The freezers have front-facing sensors used to anonymously track shoppers interacting with the platform

Time to start wearing a hat with eyes on the front and side to mess with their gaze tracking software. Can't track where you are looking if your shirt has 10 pairs of eyes at different angles and heights.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Running errands in my biblically accurate angel costume angel-biblical

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But for customers who just want to peek into the freezer and grab their ice cream, Walgreens (WBA) risks angering them by ~~solving~~ a problem that ~~shoppers~~ didn’t ~~know~~ exist~~ed.~~

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