I'm glad Zany Video Game Quotes is still up after like 25 years.
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Holy crap! Now there's is name I have not heard in a long time, etc.! Good to see the website works better than five years ago, as in, actually works...or maybe it worked back then, but then again, websites with borders...
"Oh no" - Knuckles, Sonic Adventure
IT'S NO USE! 
"In time you will learn the tragic extent of my failings." Or just Darkest Dungeon quotes in general really.
Also a lot of SHODAN quotes burned into my head. "You move like an insect. You think like an insect. You are an insect. There is another who can serve my purpose. Take care not to fall too far out of my favor. Patience is not characteristic of a goddess." 
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Rogue Warrior had a song made up from all of Mickey Rourke's voice lines in the game:
https://youtu.be/OVoyGUcXepc?si=dDkpO3vtOqPisWaG
(the game was about blowing up North Korea as some guy who unironically says a voice line like 'suck my balls my fat hairy balls' after every single kill, based on books written by former navy seal Dick Machenko or some bullshit)
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"Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!"
Yah! Wah! Hoo! Hoo hoo!
He was a good man (smack lips) what a rotten way to die
Citizen Sleeper - Eshe
"Let me tell you something, Sleeper," Eshe says, her rage hardening into pain. "When people become administrators, they give up something. Some part of being human, being an equal among others, goes away. They start talking about the greater good, the systems, the ways in which their hands are tied, or their processes compromised."
"Mu mother was the administrator of Hawthorn, and I have seen what it did to her. That noble, higher calling, it is toxic. People should never have the chance to decide the fate of others. And those that do, do so at a cost to their humanity."
Text copied by machine from a screenshot, sorry for any errors.
There’s more to this conversation that I love too, but it didn’t start hitting me how unique this was to find in a game until I was most of the way through, so I only caught this part to save.
That game is so special. I'm excited for the sequel whenever it comes out.
I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal
"This woman has come in contact with Tokyo's manga. She is Unclean and would lead we righteous ones astray."
"Giving up already? Come on, Sora. I thought you were stronger than that"
- Kingdom Hearts
"Hey motherfucker, the code of the streets Is i don't snitch, I don't care if it kills you, me or my brother, street cat call no cops" , CJ
- GTA San Andreas
"We've lost the battle. Lord Vader will not be pleased."
- OG Star Wars Battlefront
"I'm happy to see a familiar face... But I'd be happy to see a lot more than one". -Ethan Cole from Area 51 (2005)
"My Life for Aiur" - StarCraft
"Truth Is, The Game Was Rigged From The Start.", Benny
- Fallout New Vegas
"Jango Fett: I'm taking Fust with me.
Zam Wessell: Over my dead body.
Jango Fett: If you insist..."
- Star Wars Bounty Hunter (2002)
"Wahoo!" (When boosting) , Crash Bandicoot
- CTR, Crash team racing
"A surveillance camera?!", Snake
- Metal Gear Solid 1
" Prof Oak : That's right! I remember now! His name is BLUE! RED! Your very own POKEMON legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with POKEMON awaits! Let's go!" -Pokemon Yellow
"Listen To My Story. This May Be Our Last Chance.", Tidus
- Final Fantasy X
(Not a quote but a classic gag) "Jagex blocks your password if you type it in look: ******" -OG RuneScape
Kingdom Hearts
"Hey motherfucker, the code of the streets Is i don't snitch, I don't care if it kills you, me or my brother, street cat call no cops" , CJ
I thought this was from kingdom hearts for a second
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"GIVE ME A BREAK!" (CW: suicide ideation)
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while in an Arthurian fantasy world, seeing a defeated knight stating he is honor-bound to end his own life because he failed.
Celeste has a lot of great stuff, it's the first that came to mind, but nothing in particular is coming up.
So I guess I have to go with the extremely classic "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
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It's a secret to everybody
How about this moment in Zelda II?
whom amongst us
When the townsfolk keep turning into fucking bats :SusLink:
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Ooh, actually the line that I hear in my head most often is just "HI I'M DAISY"
What Remains of Edith Finch
"My brother said he'd die before he ate another mushroom. And he did."
"Ghosts! Um...I don't know what to do!"
-Anya from Timesplitters, the HQ support character who always knows what to do
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