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[–] [email protected] 59 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Sent 100 billion to Ukraine and get nothing out of it.

Would cost 20 billion to end homelessness to tackle a real issue in the US AND save future costs from well....people not being homeless.

Clown world should have been our meme. joker-amerikkklap

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"But think of all the people we managed to kill! They might have been homophobic" - libs

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, if that doesn't sum up burger brain psychosis.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Even CHUDs pulled that as a gotcha in 2016 with refugees in Europe.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Homelessness and unemployment are features of capitalism. It's not that they're incompetent at solving the problem, they don't want to solve it and don't see it as a problem. They think it's good that they can blackmail the population into abusive work conditions and into paying ridiculous amounts of money for rent.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

On the contrary: We killed a bunch of Russians, so this was actually a really good investment.
You see we in the west (tm) are the good guys because that's how we think

[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago

engels has not returned marx's letter requesting cash, 1872, colorized

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

His baseline is the 14 words.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

according to liberals, Ukraine is winning significantly while Russia has 500,000,000 dead soldiers. Ukraine is kicking ass without our help!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

Each death on both sides is also being added to the Victims of Communism book.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

zelensky-pain "They don't want to Slava anymore"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Christ, you say this as a joke, but Ukraine has been ruthlessly exploited for sex workers since the 90s.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Sure, this is going on, but the real moral failing is two consenting adult women wanting to get married. Their lives are constant parties just for being born in the right place and right time, while I have to slave away paying taxes to child predators....and then rent to some hedge fund also run by a child predator. Fuck.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

That image is the sequel to abandoned zelensky

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

The "last helicopter out of Saigon" moment of this war will be Zelensky finally shaving and breaking out a suit again

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

Pentagon: "What happened to the last $100B we sent you?"

Zelensky, trying to keep giant bags full of quarters from spilling out of his oversized coat: "Oops! All gone!"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (3 children)

When you're 42 and broke and have to move in with your parents again soon... and your parents are Joe and Jill Biden:

zelensky-pain

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (13 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (3 children)

poor guy, not even an ethnic-cleansing Nazi by most accounts, he just enables them and speaks for them internationally

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

ukkkraine is at least 120,000 square kilometers smaller, has an economy half the size of the Gauteng province (as opposed to just slightly less than), up to its eyeballs in debt and it's infrastructure sold off to private entities for a back-alley handjob.

As for ZelensKKKy himself... probably goes into exile to Estonia to drink all the cheap vodka like a wildebeest in the safari.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

is he thinking of stealing and selling the light fixtures?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

me when I frew up and I have to go tell mom and dad angery

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Euromaidan 2 and he flees to his London condo?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The best thing he could do for himself right now would be to hold some kind of election, loose it and then quietly fuck off to his Italian mansion.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

... I wonder how much copper I could rip out of the walls...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is usually when the game forces a surrender

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He should do comeback comedy special

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Standing lessons not paying off somehow

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Ask the eu for money

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

He'll totally beat back the ~~Asiatic hordes~~ Russians any day now in a massive counter-offensive and win the war for good! Just keep sending him billions in taxpayer money, please!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure that 90% of Ukraine has already been sold. They've even sold shit they don't control and never will.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Government properties in the Donbass is the new land on Mars scam

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

He’s like me frfr

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (6 children)

He'll have to sell off a third of his R3ich wardrobe collection.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Ummm excuse me, Zelenskyy, sweaty. Its a free market, if you have no money that's your own fault. 💅 Its up to you to make a Patreon or a Gofundme and put the work in. The only one holding you back is you! 😤

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

bro thinks he's Kazuma Kiryu

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Surely he can always fall back on the robust sales of Zelensky-O's.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (5 children)

He’s about two steps away from streaming Fortnite on Twitch.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago
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