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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

My stock portfolio is doing very well under Biden biden-ok-smart-guy

I just hope we don't elect that fascist Doland Drumpf

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Social democracy is objectively the left wing

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Shit this might be the best/worst post in the htread

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

yeah, it's the radical left wing of democracy.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

The left wing of the angel of freedom liberalism

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Why is everybody here so rude?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Beto is so sexy he makes my calves cramp, gotta run meeting Mayo Pete in the wine cave for brunch~

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

He's like Harry Pooper and Drunf is like Valmart

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

We can reform the system by electing good representatives.

A revolution occurs every time you vote!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Hi I’m viva_la_juche

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I agree that it's heartbreaking to know some people live without a home, but you can't help people who don't want to help themselves.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Is this like the hexbear version of that nic cage movie where he played a fictional version of himself?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Ouais... (wey)

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Why is Biden so unpopular? Don't people understand that democracy demands we vote no matter how little they represent the will of the people.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

It's because uneducated inner city voters are too dumb to vote the right way.

We need a tax break for private schools that open in disenfranchised areas so they can think right

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Just as long as none of my tax dollars are used to make up the deficit. I voted for Obama. I've already done enough.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

The left really have lost their minds. Just look at how toxic the discourse over genocide is, throwing out accusations instead of discussing it in a calm, rational manner. Ideally we would have a debate about who should be allowed to commit genocide, but the discourse has become so poisoned by their anti-semitism.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Ha jokes on you we've been doing that this whole time

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I'm going to ensure the extinction of all land vertebrates bigger than a toaster

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Electric cars are going to save the planet. Look at me in my patagonia sweater btw i meditate

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I post on hexbear.net

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I just think that israel has been more than fair, offering peace to the Palestinian people dozens of times. At the end of the day, this is the government that they voted for and that they support. If it takes 30,000 dead people for them to realize that they made a mistake supporting a bunch of terrorists, then that's the way it has to be.

Besides we all know the IDF is the most moral army in the world. They tell people before they demolish an apartment building. It's not the IDF's fault that Hamas is putting children in the way of the IDF's bombs.

I just think that if people will step back, they would understand the Zionism is an anti-colonial movement. Supporting Israel is just supporting indigenous people against Arab colonialism.

(Oh God, typing that made me want to vomit)

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I also think ten year olds deserve to die for voting in a party who held their last and only elections eight years before they were born.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

If people really cared about these children, they would let the IDF move them to the middle of the Sinai desert where they won't bother me anymore. Obviously if these kids stay in Gaza they're going to end up getting hurt when KHamas shoves them in front of a hellfire missile that was defending itself against the maternity wing of a terrorist hospital.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

One day we'll hear an inspirational story of a CEO who will overcome the hardships of growing up in a tent city in the Sinai desert and build a fashion empire that will create thousands of jobs for child refugees. Let those kids be heroes.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Love me.... love me... love me.... I'm a liberal

(Jesus Christ, do you have that much exposure to them libs?)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I spend a lot of time on Zionist telegram.

Also the doctor says my blood pressure is high

I'm sure the two are unrelated.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

If you don't get banned from Hexbear from your post in this thread you failed at the prompt.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

On the one hand I feel bad every time I call the cops to brutalise rough sleepers, but on the other hand affordable housing might block my view of the Asda car park (urban youths gather there at night to do crime drugs, I need to record them) and there's no magic money tree to fund these programmes anyway.

shrug-outta-hecks Guess there's nothing anyone can do about homelessness.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Fakenews is unfunny

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Don't blame me, I voted for 99% Hitler smuglord

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

we should liberate the women of Iran by nuking the capital (I can't find it on a map)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

The president isn't that powerful which is why Biden can't do anything.

But also the President is really powerful which is why Trump becoming one again will destroy the world!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

We already gave the gays the right to live, why they still act so uppity?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Not me, I'm the one good gay. I'm very grateful you gave me the right marry, so no hard feelings if you take it away from us. I'm sorry about the transes. They just don't understand how generous straight people have been by allowing gay marriage. They're just greedy and care only about themselves.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

It's nice to see that someone understands and appreciates the sacrifices normal people do for them

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I keep trying to tell the transes about rights fatigue. The normal people gave the blacks their rights in the 1960's and the gays their rights in the 2010's. You can't expect them to grant trans rights so soon. You've got to give them at least another 40 years to recuperate. Sometimes I wonder if they're just pretending to be trans for the attention. You wouldn't believe the unlady-like behavior (because there are no trans men for some reason) I've seen whenever I've told them "listen honey, if you were a real women you'd quieten down and let the men speak."

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Pretending to be a liberal on the hexagonal ursine website is a 243rd type of liberalism mao-aggro-shining

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Right here officer, this is the communist I told you about! soypoint-2

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Thank you Mr Orwell!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Who's going for brunch this Sunday?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I find it funny how tankies will literally

dorcelessness

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The cops should do something about the homeless sleeping in the park, they scare me!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The cops should do something about ~~the~~ homeless sleeping in the park, they scare me!

now its peak lib

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Biden doesnt have onset alzheimers, hes just bad at public speeches!

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Did you read that New York times article I put in the slack group?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

ITT we pretend to be liberals

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

so-true America needs a strong Republican party!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Why are you complaining about lack of a public option? Would you prefer the ACA not being passed?

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