He rolled on the ground, unloaded a full clip into his own police car where there was a HANDCUFFED SUSPECT and yelled things like "shots fired" and "I'm hit"
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:squirrel : chirp chirp chirppite chirp [drops acorn]
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Arrest them all! All I say!!!
But Sir, we don't have the trees.
Arrest them all! All I say!!!
Where are the ents?
Uncritical support.
"are you hit?" "it felt like it" 
I laughed out loud when the guys with rifles showed up to help him pick up the acorn
So the officer was charged with needlessly endangering the suspect's life, right?
Right?
No but he was humiliated into resigning
the greatest consequence an American police officer can face, being humiliated into resignation and forced to find work as a prison guard, mall cop or PE teacher
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Fully eight seconds between him shouting SHOTS FIRED and actually returning fire. If he actually was being shot at he'd have died during one of his heavy encumbrance dodge rolls he pulled off. This man is unbelievably pathetic on so many levels.
Dude ran I to a more open space and then played down for s while. If he was being shot at he would be mostly bullet.
He actually thought he got hit. Yeesh.
Probably pulled a muscle doing his commando roll.
You laugh at him somersaulting along the ground but he needed those iFrames to avoid damage.
Fat rolling has less iFrames.
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Haha - that's probably exactly it.
you think you fell out of an acorn tree?Truly remarkable display of cowardice.
Like dear God this is beyond scared of your own shadow. This is unloading a handgun at a car because of an acorn.
This video has convinced me that American police needs to be put down like rabid dogs.
yea I think this now as well.
I also thought this 8 years ago but I still do
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[Hiding behind a Tesla with disabled veteran plates] I'm good. I feel weird but I'm good.
I just love how he instantly unloaded the full clip into his own car. Even if there really was a gunshot, just randomly shooting your own car doesn't seem like a good idea.
I guess he thought the person in his car was shooting at him? idk, I'm not stupid enough to think like a cop.
Does that mean he had someone in the backseat of the car? 
edit: they totally fucking did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVNnxr2SGFg
the people screaming are the person's girlfriend and someone else? holy shit.
The acorn is visible for literally one frame in the youtube video at 13:01. That part is hilarious but holy cow these cops deserve the wall and worse.
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I'm good. I feel weird but I'm good.
me the first time I took mushrooms
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reno 911 ass police force
When asked about prior military experience, Deputy Hernandez said he attended West Point, and was an infantry officer and an officer in special forces for the army for a total of ten years. Deputy Hernandez said he had two combat rotations to Afghanistan, but noted as an officer, he was not in direct combat.
so he didn't personally do any in combat, but he did order his troops to level several schools with artillery strikes when he heard a soccer ball bounce off a wall.
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this is very funny reading
the other cop (who had been on the force much longer!) also firing on the car is hilarious
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Has this asshole never been at a firing range? Gunshots are loud, how could he mistake an acorn for them except out of ignorance?
Only thing I can imagine is his dumb pig brain is just wildly on edge, absolutely horrified of everything around him. His earballs are amplifying everything like comtacs while In a flight or fight adrenaline dump caused by a normal traffic stop.
Just insane cowardice.
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He didn't think it was a gunshot, he thought it was an incoming bullet plinking off the vehicle from a silenced gun or long range rifle lmao.
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dude literally shot in the direction of pedestrians that were just walking around past the car without a second thought. completely deranged. 
He rolled on the ground, unloaded a full clip into his own police car where there was a HANDCUFFED SUSPECT and yelled things like “shots fired” and “I’m hit”
Like children playing pretend. Except you know, with deadly weapons and an immunity from consequences.
I’m beginning to suspect telling every cop they’re an expert in gun kata and must defend the flock from the wolves when they respond to a disorderly conduct call is not working
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He was a veteran of the great squirrel wars 
holy guacamole this is funnier than that pig in the slide whew lad
Your link is mislinked.
https://twitter.com/githii/status/1757500612143407501
That's some fucked up shit. Shame he didn't shoot the Tesla when he was next to it.
Looks like a p320, the gun that dozens of cops claim just goes off by itself
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People should buy fentanyl and sprinkle it around like they used to use salt to keep demons away
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"dude am I hit?"
This is the Citizen Kane of body camera footage.
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