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Oh my fucking GOD.

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago

"I'm Out Here in These Streets" - Person who pops up every 6 months and is definitively not in any street.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

I forget she exists for months at a stretch.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago

This would have seemed more authentic coming from only-good-gamer

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

He's much more believable and I'm still not certain he isn't an industry plant

[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago

I'm gonna Pokemon GO to New Ho King and order fried rice with a dip sauce and some democracy, crodie!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This needs to be one of the quotes that appears at the top of the site. This is too fucking funny.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Dipping sauce for rice is certainly an image. trump-feed

lmayo

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

It's a thing in Vietnam for sure. Purple sticky rice is so tasty. I'm guessing they do things different in Canada, though.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

you're gonna have to talk to kendrick lamar about that one, friend

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

It's a very tedious and lengthy process

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago

So you're going to use the SCOTUS ruling in your favor and stop republicans at all costs, right? anakin-padme-2

anakin-padme-4

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

Under the SCOTUS ruling, could the VP minecraft the president to become the new president?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I stg I thought the Dem plan was to have her push him down the stairs a month after the inauguration, and I'm flabberghasted that no one palace coup'd him in all this time.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Maybe they were banking on him winning the second term before offing him and subbing in Kamala. That plan clearly has fallen apart.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

They wouldn't have immunity for that crime (since it was performed while VP). However once they become president they could just pardon themselves.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

We need a gonzo slasher flick where the POTUS is a serial killer but no one can do anythinga bout it due to respect for America's institution. The final girl is treated like the actual movie villain for trying to stop the President.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Riddick rules. You keep what you adventure-time

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Do you think Biden has seen the Underverse?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

I'd say that this could be Kamala's "they should Pokemon Go!..... to the polls" moment, but for her it's just another Tuesday.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

it's her turn, please, it would be so funny

inshallah

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

They should let her be the nominee only on the condition that she has to use AAVE

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

I fucking thought this was the fake news comm.

How do you not cringe? How do you actually say all of that and not cringe?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I assume it's somehow related to being a cop.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

How is the Supreme Court on the line? I don't think anyone's dying in the next 4 years (unless by an "official act").

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

there are some concerns about Sotamayor's health

so it might be 7-2 instead of 6-3, can you even imagine how awful that would be?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Exactly the same, but locked in for longer

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

It's only locked in as long as cowardly deference to "institutions" continues.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Lol they just legislated The Purge.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Is Nick Mullen her PR manager?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Literally thought this was the fakenews comm

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

"The streets will heavily fuck with this"- kamala

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Ahahahahahaha

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

death to america

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Again, less cringe than when Kendrick says it

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

-- certified Drake lover

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Either a Drake stan or contrarian-maxxing

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

aave from a man who grew up in compton is cringe to you?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Not Like This

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

She was taught about "play cousins" for the first ever time by the BET intern who mic'd her for this

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