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[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago

The cockroach millionaire can't beat a simple ass dlc

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

I'd rather not be compared to Asmongold. Cause like, I suck at that game, too.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I also think all of elden ring is too hard to be fun.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly fuck em Fromsoft gamers that think you're playing wrong unless you do it level 1 with no weapon upgrades and no armor, uphill both ways in the snow. They're challenging games but they're also not necessarily that difficult if you let yourself use the shit the game gives you

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Elden Ring took the boss design that previous Souls games would have 1-2 of -- which they used more for thematic and gameplay emphasis -- and designed like at least half of the bosses like it. It's so tiring to play compared to the Souls series (and DS3 was already kinda' pushing it). Wouldn't mind it so much if ER became the capstone to Fromsoft's Souls-style action games as they experimented with more gameplay styles, but we know that won't happen.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

How? How do you play video games professionally and chicken out of elden ring? Just grab moonveil or some other OP weapon.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

IMO the OP builds are the super fun ones to play.

I spent a half a day farming up two Magma Blades and I'm just cruising through it. No thoughts, head empty, just DPSing down bosses before I even need to dodge.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Most people playing elden ring: scared

You playing elden ring: bridget-vibe

I got bored after a few hours with the moonveil. I used dual katanas with bloodhound step for most of my run.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine being paid to play video games and sucking at them worse than me lmao

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

You could literally just be him but better

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure the times I drop off mimic tear to hold down the fort while I help my partner find her hair products or tell my pre-schooler to go back to sleep or put the laundry in the dryer would be a lot more compelling for viewers if it managed to pull off a W more often lol.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Reactionaries need to git gud confirmed.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Instead of Assmongold, can we focus on the Twitch streamer?

What Perrikaryal is doing is making gains towards accessibility for all. https://youtu.be/UXzncNh7rr8?si=nl5xpqjaXRDhqkRT

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Man I wish I had the patience to play that fucking game

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

If you skip all the side stuff it's still long but about 200 hours shorter.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Idk it’s really just a skill thing for me, and it’s summer atm so I’m trying to enjoy outside time.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

That's probably a better use of your time anyway.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Meh kinda I feel like I just walk around in big circles

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Oh yeah I walk lots and the city I live in is pretty walkable but when you’ve been in the same city for too long it just feels like a cage

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Better than walking around in big circles in a video game.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I actually feel like I've gotten a lot of beneficial things from video games.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

https://clips.twitch.tv/YawningInventiveMoonWoofer-GYQxcZBJVDQNnOvn

Here's the clip where Asmongold says that he's not going to keep playing the Elden Ring expansion because it's too hard. He says, "Of course I could beat it, I just don't really want to". His copium levels are off the charts.

[-] Dyskolos 1 points 2 weeks ago

Out of personal curiosity:

Why do you care what some random bloke on the internet has to say about ? What makes this guy the elden ring authority? Or whatever he is.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

He comes back as the final boss of the DLC.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Most of us put the game down for the past year or two, but not Soldier of Godrick. He's been busting his ass training in the lab, just waiting for a rematch.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Dunno why they're using that screenshot, she beat the first major DLC boss

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

isnt there a scientific study that says people get worse at video games after 25 years old?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Mods, ban this post for ageist anti-gaming propaganda.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

For years people have been touting a line about losing react time when you hit 23-24 years old, no idea if it's apocryphal or not I haven't personally seen a study or whatever.

I lost interest in competitive / PvP games well before then, they could be right and I wouldn't know. It isn't a noticeable issue if you only play map pervert games.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

I have 100% gotten worse at video games after 25. I don't think it's reflexes, I doubt my reflexes have changed enough to matter for the gaming I do. I know at least part of it is lifestyle. I can't put as many hours into gaming anymore, I'm out of school and tbh I'm a bit out of the habit of pushing myself mentally, which I think has made me a slower learner. Actually I'm glad I'm typing this out cause I hadn't thought about it this and I'm sure now that I'm aware of it I can turn the trend around.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

there's still like 40 year olds that can play Street Fighter and other fighting games professionally that still require insane reactions times

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well that and reaction time isn't quite as important in fighting games as people think.

Most shit is educated guesses and conditioning. Reaction time helps, sure, but isn't as important as folks say.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

No, I suck at street fighter 6 because I'm old and it's woke or something... this is a scientific fact

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

IIRC counterstrike pros age out pretty hard as reflexes decline.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

That doesn't really make sense. Professional musicians need to have WAY better reflexes and their careers usually only end when they're old as shit.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Clicking mouse requires 82% more brain power than your average “musician.” Beethoven can write a symphony but he can’t hear footsteps coming up to knife him 🥱

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

You know, if we all just stop talking about Asmongold and stop posting articles about him, we could stop seeing articles and media about him and our lives would be improved.

He is just gamer Vaush, treat him accordingly.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

dlc (messmer) spoilerI found the Messmer fight extremely hard too but it was fun. Did not feel too unfair though I really think the windows between his combos are too narrow. It was fun.

Second phase I had no idea what was going on. Still don't. Thankfully it's a Thatcher-IRA kinda deal so I had to only get lucky once.

Tbf though I don't know if he gave up at Messmer or at some other point. The article could likely just be using any art from the game.

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