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[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Full on display of elder abuse from liberals/democrats lol

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this just reminded me to wonder what happened with the whole Dianne Feinstein thing, I'd just totally memory-holed that she fuckin died lmao

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Wait she's dead? How did I forget that?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

Because her dying didn't real change any of her beliefs or personality.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

And her last famous moment was her shouting at some kids, no less.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm not sure, there would have been a lot more stories of her handlers wheeling her away before she started talking like it was the 1950s and reports of her speaking to marble busts like an old friend.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Because she and pelosi are the same person

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

although i think this sentiment is true, i think it takes the agency away from Biden. it's fully his choice and fuck him for running AT ALL and for being so bloodthirsty. He just wants one more term to continue to send asylum seekers back and continue to bomb young brown kids

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He was a piece of shit for his entire long career decades before his brain liquefied.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago (1 children)

DNC recreating the "Why shouldn't I keep it" scene, but with Return of the King Bilbo:

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

brandon "It was my birthday present, Jack!"

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago (4 children)

God I hope they jack him up on so many stimulants for the next one, his heart will pop out of his chest like an Alien.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

Joe Biden looked disgusting at the debate - heart protruding - very very disrespectful trump-anguish

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe both his eyes will explode.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine I posted Sam Neill from Event Horizon with his eyes exploded yelling something about Cornpop and driving.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

"God could my dad drive a spaceship through the warp"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'd watch the shit out of a debate where both Biden and Trump are tweaked out on amphetamines

Just fuckin' jack them in and watch them incoherently scream at each other

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Shit lets get them working on a 30 rack of beer during the debate on top of that

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait didn't I just watch them incoherently scream at each other?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Of a few Biden quotes that stuck out, one of his responses was "You're the sucker, you're the loser!(Horrified/disoriented expression)"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some aide should "accidentally" give him 10x the dose. Either it'll pop his heart or it'll be the cure to dementia we're looking for.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Joe Biden “fire walker” formula

X 100 mg modafinil

X 70 mg vyvanse

X 2.8 grams piracetam (with 1 g of choline)

X one 5 hour energy extra strength

X 150 mg psilocybin

X 1 gram of magnesium

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago

Ah yes, the American people will be fortunate enough to see their leader a second time during an election year. Only in the freest country on earth so we have such unfettered access to our politicians

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago

Have you ever tried to convince a dementia patient to change their mind? Can't be easy, especially when they can fire you. Out of a cannon. Into the sun. On a whim.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Feinstein was episode two, this is revenge of the sith

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

lol they’re gonna be holding him up with an elaborate system of pulleys by that point

Thinking about when they did the weekend at Bernie’s bit about Bernie’s age on snl

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

Libs: Biden is not giving up the fight, hooah! soviet-huff

Biden: To do the thing with the uh uh with the medicare for the people of NATO and Israel to create the conditions of the thing biden-troll

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

Worse timeline for the country... but best timeline for terminally online politicos sicko-beaming

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Biden’s hubris coupled with the cabinet’s refusal to invoke the 25th ensuring that democrats cannot win the 2024 election.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"President Joe Biden has suddenly passed away this evening after a meeting with Hillary Clinton. Aides tell us he died peacefully, of fully natural causes, which were fully natural."

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay who is gonna OfMice&Men him?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

"can i still tend the genocide, george?"

"Yes, of course Joe. Look out across the water"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Maybe he and Trump should just golf it out.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm still holding out for that pushup competition.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I honestly don't think Biden is capable of swinging a golf club at this point

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I didn't see it, how bad could he have possibly done this time that they're freaking out like this?

His eye exploded into blood and he could barely speak last time!!!!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Apparently he looked like a lost child like 70% of the time and was constantly saying just straight up gibberish. There was some quote where I think he was trying to talk about expanding medicare or something but it made no sense and ended with "we beat medicare" lol

The whole debate is going to be boiled down to Trump saying "I don't know what he's saying, and I don't think he does either"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Every time the camera cut to Joe he looked like this

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Got done watching the Hasan recap and it just hits pretty immediately that Biden is breathless and sleepy.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

I can't wait to not watch that one, too.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Selfish prick

Utterly delusional

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Ruth taught you NOTHING old man

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Campaign is going well when you have to keep insisting you aren't dropping out and are still mentally competent

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Oligarchs scrambling for some shooters

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Oh please Allah, Yaweh, Odin, Wakan Tanka, whoever might be listening let him die on stage. I know I haven't been faithful but do us this one fuckin solid.

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