this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
112 points (100.0% liked)

the_dunk_tank

15906 readers
572 users here now

It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to [email protected]

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
all 48 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (2 children)

biden bros are so toxic it's crazy

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I legit didn't ridin with biden people were even real

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

extreme meltdowns are how you distinguish them from the LLM bots.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Me neither

lol

lmao even

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

They're all Hunter's accounts

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have some compassion, dude just lost his job.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Now that you mention it, you might need a new account name

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

If anything it's even more appropriate now

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"legally cast election" mfs say this is a legitimate election

And this isn't

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to run for president and get 3-5 delegates from the democratic party so I can talk about it at parties.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I got at least 3 votes from write ins in 2020 lmao

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Not to mention the rat fuck he pulled on Sanders.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wake me in October and will send in my ballot like a good boy.

Chump

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wake Me Up When September Ends but it's about coping with the end of Biden's reelection campaign.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wake Me Up When America Ends

sleepi

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wake Me Up When September (11th) Ends

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

This is like one of those posts someone made on a web forum in 2005 before returning a week later.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

Huh, wonder where all that "this is the process you need to suck it up and go with it" energy went.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

So democracy isn't on the line and vote blue no matter who doesn't mean anything?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

How is this not a bit? I mean:

Just because he did this when the other option you presented him was [worse], does not in anyways make it a choice

in their passionate defense of Biden? susie-laugh

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

This bourgeois democracy stuff sure is a big scam, ain't it?

Oh well, still voting like a good boy.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

khive is going to make people like this look well-adjusted doomer

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What's the West Wing equivalent of going on a mass shooting? Cause I think he's gonna do whatever that is.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hamilton flash mob outside of the democratic convention

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Crying while dancing to the high hopes song

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

DM harassment?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

It's like you can hear the cravings creep in in that last couple paragraphs, he's talking himself out of leaving

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

What has Biden done?

Dropped out, whiner.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

A president is a servant. They're someone who does what we say they should do. We cannot backstab Biden, he can only backstab us by not doing what we say he should do. That's not my boss. That's not even my leader. We are his leader. Otherwise, how could we call ourselves sovereign citizens with self-determination?

Unless, of course, there is another political philosophy that does a better job at giving people the opportunity to self-govern and decide how the spoils of labor get divided. Can anyone think of one?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I bet he was shaking writing this. He should at once be sent out to the country side to work with the people and temper his spirit

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

lol bud you run a stupid Twitter account

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

What a weird and sad guy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

When they backstabbed Bernie was the last time I voted Democrat (and I was only doing it reluctantly before), because I have more integrity in a single hair on my ballsack than this person does in their entire body.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I've got plenty of integrity. I'm bursting at the seams with it. Plenty more than Joey Genocide

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Amazon, the company owned by Washington Post founder Jeff Bezos, famously has what they call “Leadership Principles”. It is a list of values that they believe leaders should hold. One of those values is “Disagree and Commit” and according to the Amazon website it means you should vocalize your disagreement but when the rubber meets the road you need to commit fully. As a lib I respect Mr. John Bezos more than anyone else and I think you also should, Twitter guy. You could learn a thing or two from a Billionaire who is wise beyond his years.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jeffrey Bozos most certainly is not a founder of the Washington Post, but he does own it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If he wasn't innovating then whys he a billionaire, genius smuglord

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

dammit, foiled again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He founded it and invented it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

He starts and ends Zoom meetings by rubbing his hands together, doing the Kubrick stare, and intoning, "DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS." lord-bezos-amused

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

i apologize for the libel and slander

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Still love the truck though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This might be the one Biden or bust voter that isn't one of his family members or employed by his campaign

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Still love the car, though