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Stop the count
Can one just freely move to Hart's Location, or is this an invite-only type thing?
I've driven through there once and it's an incredibly scenic area.
Imagine living in a place where your choice has publicity and voting store brand
Not even a single Jeb?
hate to see liberals happy, but honestly sort of rooting for harris so I can see what kind of wacky hijinks the trump gang will get to this time around
Thwarted adventurism:
https://xcancel.com/BNONews/status/1853870167622869215
BREAKING: Man 'smelling like fuel' and carrying a torch and flare gun arrested at the U.S. Capitol
needing to confirm these guys are not patreon subscribers is my favorite bit going
Dude is a walking Far Cry 5 character. Was he also wearing a trucker cap and overalls?
Oh so now it’s illegal to be stinky 🙄 and the democrats wonder why so many men are voting for trump
Hilarious chuds are saying it's the left and libs are saying it's the right. Sounds like it's American (derogatory)
Mr Biden, ur fired
Going to the poll later tonight in my track suit after having a spaghetti and meatballs dinner to ahem persuade the local D voters to switch to Trump for their health.
Anyone else feeling kinda hollow? I mean, either we get a genocidaire or we ger.
the hollowness you feel is the hollowness of the u.s. empire as it consumes itself in a desperate but ultimately futile attempt to maintain its global hegemonic position. treasure this feeling, for it is the hope of humanity.
Is there anyone who doesn't mind outing themselves as living in California who wants to share how they voted on the California shit?
I was reading @[email protected]'s comment here and I responded:
Would you mind sharing what you recommend for the different props? I'm voting right now (at home with a mail in ballot I get to drop off at a polling station in a few hours) and wouldn't mind your opinion. For California state wide, it seems almost everything is good except for 36. So far I've got YES on 3, 4, 5, and 6. YES on 32, 33, and 35. Big fucking NO on 36. I'm thinking it should be YES for 2 and 34 but I can see how potentially those could just be rich "administrators" (the capitalists who own private schools and medical facilities respectively) pocketing the proceeds.
Also yes, Kopmala can burn in hell. I'm voting Claudia of course (De La Cruz).
Any Hexbear but especially Californian input is welcome.
Breaking news coming in from Newark where it looks like local man Dan Bongos has WON the election for the PORNO PARTY.
Up the PSL
Lol I saw the original and was gonna day something about how the guy looked completely terrified of his child lol.
I keep refreshing the page bu tthe new comments are so slow
be the change you want to see in the megathread
remember remember the fifth of november
The bronzer spray season and rot.
Damn I gotta go to work later.
Lmao someone in my class asked if this was the most polarized america has ever been and my prof pointed out that even before the civil war you had shit like bleeding Kansas going on
Brunching Kansas
That's not politics, sweaty, it's history
She also was real fast to skim over the Trail of Tears, giving it a barebones description, an undercount of the number of people who were killed, and ending with a biden-esque "hmmble... Anyways..." before moving on. Maybe it was too close to another ongoing genocide that America is voting for today...
what are the odds of kilometer-wide meteorite hitting north america within the next few hours?
Let's go to the enormous touchscreen map and see how an apocalyptic meteorite would change the suburban soccer moms vote in this shit county in a swing state.
unsure, but I've put my ballot into the yellowstone supervolcano in the hopes it'll lead America to a bright (as in, red-hot) future
Would also lower global temperature by about .5 C