América Latina & Caribe

Creepypasta "If you see the peepee poopoo man buying gas station dick pills at 2 am don't ask him to give you some..."

im a firm believer in "subtext is for cowards" theory but putting a +× symbol on the piltover cops/compradores in arcane is a bit fucking on the nose

Fairly masc looking they/them problems: I can literally give references with phone numbers of friends and former colleagues who will attest that I am way more like a lesbian than straight dude in how im attracted to women and wish there was a convincing way to advertise this.

very very stressed about a big assignment i have due tomorrow. there is just too much left to do and i'm beginning to panic

Aime Cesaire was a poster

I'm as leftist as they cum

I shot guns today. I read theory yesterday. Please put the communal upbears into the receptacle.

holy shit dawg this left field movie recc from a person ive met once is killing it

Felt cute idk

I just laugh reacted a chuds post on LinkedIn is this #praxismaxxing

doubt i'll ever live in an area where they feel comfortable deploying food delivery 'robots', or by the time they do they'll be fortified tanks you'll need a grenade to crack

which makes me sad because i really want to smash and grab one of those fucks

This tagline LOL

/r/legaladvice please help my amusement park has been hijacked by the Taliban and set on fire

Did they actually set it on fire? I don't remember that part. I only remember them playing with the bumper cars, they looked like they were having fun

Kendrick the album is good but the track where you yell-rap about your past lives is about as half-baked and corny as a typical Eminem track and the beat is about as good as one.

Emote idea: Al Gore playing the drums with the name :al-gore-rhythm:

finally hit 500 hours on the steam version of Dwarf Fortress. please say hello to the forgotten beast I have trapped in my fort and am farming for infinite silk, thank you

Made 3 different types of bean from dry bean this weekend.

Chickpeas --> 1.5L of hummus

Romano --> 2L of refried beans

Lima - 6L of beans in a spicy tomato sauce with thyme and oregano

With the sourdough in the oven and the tray of roast potatoes feeling pretty good about my meal prep for the week

Spice8Rack on the Deprogram is something I never knew I wanted.

Future titanic rereleases coming with a little explainer on what icebergs are.

Well, my date went well, we both agreed on that but, when it came to moving forward, she said while she really likes talking to me, she didn't feel attracted. She offered to be friends, help me navigate my social anxiety, and later consider dating me again but, I told her it was best if I don't burden her with emotional labor. Instead I said we should just part ways on good terms. Well, that was how the second date in my life went.

One of the niche benefits of having an EV even if you live way out in the sticks like me is being able to plug stuff into it when your power goes out. I got no generator, nothing - just the electricity I saved up before the outage happened.

Of course this assumes that you remembered to plug it in last time you got home.

its so cool that when i see a game with a shitty user review score I have to wonder if its actually bad or if its just been bombed to hell bc dumbasses think its too woke or whatever

lol why is this so funny to me

Made the mistake of checking my university subreddit and its full of scratched liberals complaining about the tiny 10 person protest for Palestine that happened last year. The comments are people saying they hope that the protesters get sent to Palestine and people saying Hamad is living in luxury. Just wild what these libs say. I mean its reddit so I'm not sure what I expected but still

Has anyone ever shot a shotgun with another gun? It would be so literal

I haven't listened in years but I just randomly remembered Liam from WTYP and got mad

It feels so good to hold a stack of CD-R in my hands. So much data (roughly 14 GB of it), and it's all mine

i know that making fun of names is lowest form of comedy but

In the United Kingdom, the totalitarian government forbids the people from starming their own kiers.

Got hit on the head today by a very heavy thing. Went to the hospital and got a suture, now I'm broke. Just kiddin we have free health care, I spent nothing

high school staff lounge vibes getting me suicidal, this is fucking kino

Underrated bean type: Lima

I gotta go look at this house inspection report to make sure we're getting this contractor to look at all the things we need them to give a quote for and it's 110 pages long my god please kill me just put a bullet in my head

People should have to tattoo “I impulse bought a dog over covid didn’t do any obedience training but inexplicably let it roam around off-leash” on their forehead.

I see some of you talking so calmly to lemmy libs sometimes and idk how you do it, I immediately reach for insults and start calling them fascists.