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President Biden told reporters Wednesday that Palestinian terrorists have “gotta learn how to shoot straight” — one day after an explosion outside a hospital in the Gaza Strip.

“I’m not suggesting that Hamas deliberately did it,” the president said at Ramstein Air Base in Germany en route back to Washington after visiting Israel earlier in the day.

“It’s that old thing: Gotta learn how to shoot straight,” Biden went on.

“It’s not the first time that Hamas has launched something that didn’t function very well.”

wow, this fucking sucks Joe

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’ve seen people realize this is the defining point of the presidency.

To be fair to Hamas, the problem isnt that they dont know how to shoot straight, but that israel is indiscriminately bombing every free standing building in a deliberate attempt at genocide, Joe.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trump 2.0 is coming…… fuck.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 10 months ago

Oh I want them to shoot straight alright joker-troll

[–] [email protected] 68 points 10 months ago (5 children)

What a fucking demonic thing to say.

Even if, even if it was a Hamas misfire, 500 innocent lives were taken, and this fucking demon is making a joke about it

500 lives have been snuffed out. Untold thousands will never be the same because they're gone. And this monster can't help but laugh, because those lives were brown, and brown lives don't count.

Actual demonic behaviour

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That is the thing, they are not only denying that they did it, they're denying that it even happened. Or at least, it wasn't catastrophic. It's one thing to disagree with who bombed a hospital, but the fact that people can't agree on whether or not a hospital was bombed is wild to me, in the age of live video. Now I'm particular to thinking the hospital was bombed and Israel did it, but honestly what the fuck do I know? People seem confident here, but personally this fog of war bullshit is the most unsettling thing I've experienced in a while. Same as the early days of Ukraine

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Remember when Hong Kong was winning over China and doing extremely well in a fight for independence?

I asked some people actually FROM HONG KONG and they said it's all bullshit and no one even wanted to fight there.

That was the moment I lost my trust in Western reporting...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Lol I remember seeing some story about "the students are using bows and arrows to fight the cops just like in hunger gamesso-true "

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

And this monster can't help but laugh, because those lives were brown, and brown lives don't count.

What else could one expect from the segregationist who was Strom Thurmond's best buddy?

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Damn hes deteriorating fast. How old is he now?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Biden has sat immobile, his body slowly crumbling, within the White House of Terra for over 10,000 standard years. Although once a living man, his shattered, decaying body can no longer support life, and it is kept intact only by the cybernetic mechanisms of the White House and a feeble mind itself sustained by the daily sacrifice of thousands of lives.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

oh shit covid wasn't enough the U.S. is going to latch onto any and all genocides it can to fill those black ships to keep him sustained

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Reminder that the truth of the Emperor eating 1,000 souls a day, something supposed to be so horrific that if the masses learned of it the entire Imperium would dissolve into civil war, is substantially less than the peak daily deaths from COVID in the US (around 4k).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Turns out what was obvious satire in the 80s is just what we live now. It wouldn't surprise me if Long Pig restaurants serving lab grown meat opened up in this god forsaken country

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

500 years old.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

80, 81 if he sees it out to the end of next month

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

tbh gotta hand it to him i didn't think i could think any less of the man, but here we are. genuinely inhuman response

edit: don't click through and watch the clip. or do, but don't say you weren't warned

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to him

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Goddamn. This week really feels like a turning point. The US has never looked weaker or more cruel.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

equip Palestinians with better targeting technology!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Give Hamas precision guided cruise missiles.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago

imagine dealing with your family's dead bodies and then having to hear this asshole lie about it

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago

I thought this was an onion article lol

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

joker-che "Oh, poor choice of words."

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

I really hope he dies very soon, and when he does I will laugh my ass off and celebrate

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

If it hadn't been for Genocide Joe

The rules-based order might still hold

Where did you bomb from, where did you blow?

Where did you blow it this time Joe?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Where did ya come from, Where did ya go? Where did ya come from Genocide joe?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is it bad that I’m wishing he gets as much or more elder abuse as Feinstein did at this point? I despise him so much and he’s so evil that I want him to suffer forever being confused and scared as he’s dragged around on his deathbed

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I just want him to die while giving a speech like that ukrainian nazi.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

Good ol' Genocide Joe

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Dang, dude. Yeah I sure wish Hamas could do better considering they are a rebel militia fighting in a heavily policed open air prison.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

yea i saw it, the man's brain is not working well.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

Oh fuck off with these goofy old man quips. "Well jack you know like my dad always said you gotta" yeah no, you suck.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

“It’s not the first time that Hamas has launched something that didn’t function very well.”

imagine a US official saying this unironically

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Gee, my dad sure could shoot a missile."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Turning him over to DPRK Animal Control is the only humane thing to do

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's right, the US knows how to shoot straight. This is why they had 100% accuracy when hitting Kunduz Hospital in 2015. Gotta learn from those who know and have experience I guess.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

a heart attack would be too kind

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

satanically racist

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Headline next week:

"Hamas sniper puts one directly through Netanyahu's brain"

"What? Biden told us to shoot straight, so we did"

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

I wish I could use the Darth Vader force choke on his hip

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Oatmeal for brains

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

The conflict for ownership of Palestine will be settled with pistols at high noon

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Cowboy Joe pew pew

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