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[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sir, a second Georgia has broken from our Soviet motherland!

second-plane

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's fucked up that Georgia wasn't Georgia here

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah, out of all states to make Georgia, they chose Tajikistan.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Dont forget the crippling shock therapy. America is already a capitalist shithole but I'm sure its public sector can be dismantled further.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

Finally, a unique and strange American Balkanization map

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

rage-cry YOU CAN"T LEAVE US WITH TEXAS COME ONNNN

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m on the ground in Texas trying to annex it in the name of the DPRK but they haven’t got back to me yet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

broke: south korea

bespoke: really really west korea

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

broke: south korea

Fort Worth still has to be the gateway to the West so anything east of that has to be… Plain Old West Korea? Maybe POW Korea for short?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The first Michigan-on-Michigan war will be interesting. We'll get to finally see why bridge maps are bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Michigan revanchists fighting to regain the upper peninsula

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We must reclaim our ancestral homeland

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We must reclaim our ancestral homeland

New Jersey?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

The Yooper Genocide

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

astronaut-2 it's all belarus?

stalin-gun-1lukashenko-tired always has been

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Calikraine in the membrane

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

College football map looking funny.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The Big Ten becomes the premier forum for negotiations and trade talks among the new nations

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The grey text unfortunately is filled with brainworms. But Calikraine is fucking funny ngl.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The grey text unfortunately is filled with brainworms.

Yeah just noticed that. "Moscow, which was an imperial capital..." - oh you fuckers get out with your damn projection.

Also which part of Calicraine is American Crimea? Can't be Hawaii, can it? The lease of Pearlharborstopol won't expire anytime soon!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah, it’s Hawaii, that’s why it’s only listed as supposedly part of this “state” without showing it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lmao Washington would be so pissed. Get fucked.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The state with Seattle or the metropolitan area with the Washington Football Team?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I thought so too but the grey text made it seem like it could be DC 🤷

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

sicko-yes Yes! I must see the Lukashenko of Ohio lukashenko-tired

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Funny enough, I wrote the beginning of a novel where China does something like this and ushers in this wave of stateless societies such that there's like 16 entities that are still identified as states. 2 of which being America (edit: 3 actually, the east tried to invade the west by marching through a Mad Max style Texas and gets thwarted by raiders), 1 being China, another being Cuba's coalition. The main protagonist has no mind for politics, so I don't have to explain why it happened.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s awesome do you know when the novel is coming out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It will be a long time, on the order of two years+, as I'm near the end stages of a draft for a different novel I intend to take all the way. But pickitit back up would be the next literary venture

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Calikraine

Wait, is this why American rightoids back Russia in Ukraine?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Sort of. They seem to more or less agree with the Russian stance that the EU is a vehicle for western gender wokism.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

The absolute disrespect to Colorado, we're not a Federation state and would've broke out, we don't want to be in the same country as Kansas

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

New York would probably break up with Upstate and Downstate being their own region

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah there's no universe in which New York City just stays with Kansas and Nebraska if something like this happens. An independent city-state seems a lot more likely to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My headcanon is that pretty much everything north and east of Philadelphia becomes its own state. At the very least it would have to encompass everything near and between the Boston and NYC metro areas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Texas should be Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 Lone Sun with Bird State

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Oh sweet SC gets an eternally burning oil hole now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Not making Georgia the Georgia of this map? C'mon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Neither country ever recovered from the Cano-Americaviet split.