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These ladies are obviously the coolest most brutal noisegrind band on the planet, so what is their band name?

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (4 children)

What happens if you ask that?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure, I've never failed at communism

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

are ya winning son?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Knowing Disco Elysium your spleen the-doohickey adventurism's your heart to protect the world from whatever the fuck you were about to do and you die.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

The act confused at the question and basically tell you to go home and read theory.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He basically tells you to read theory and do some self critique.

Steban, the Student Communist - "What makes you ask that question, above any other?"

You - "Because they can't handle me."
Steban, the Student Communist - "Maybe your problem is that you think it's their job to handle you..."

You - "Because I can't handle them."
Steban, the Student Communist - "Maybe your problem is that you think they're yours to handle..."

You - "Because they won't let me forget the life we used to have together."
Steban, the Student Communist - "Ah, gendarme. Your problem isn't ideological, it's personal..."

You - "I don't know! It's just what my brain told me to say."
Steban, the Student Communist - "That's because your brain is floating in ideology, gendarme. It's practically drowning in it..."

Steban, the Student Communist - "You asked that question because you're still under the influence of ideology. That's natural. You're like a fish that's only now discovering that her whole life has been dictated by the movements of sea currents."

Steban, the Student Communist - "That's what ideology is. It's like there are these invisible forces everywhere, pushing and tugging you this way and that, and you don't even know they're there."

You - "What does this have to do with communism/women?"
Steban, the Student Communist - "Everything, man. That is part of the communist project, to destroy the ideological structures that reduce men and women to these hollow shells of identity."

You - "Is it even possible to imagine a world without ideology?"
Steban, the Student Communist - "Of course it's possible. Just extremely difficult. You practically have to be a world-historical individual to do it."

Steban, the Student Communist - "Do you know the story of Dobreva and Abadanaiz?"

Steban, the Student Communist - "The so-called 'Revolutionary Lovers'. They were the Dual Commissars of Revolution in Insulinde."

Steban, the Student Communist - "Julia Dobreva came from Graad. Jean Abadanaiz was born in Revachol. She was brilliant, charismatic, a revolutionary comet. He was her partner and stabiliser, the planet who kept her in orbit."

Steban, the Student Communist - "It's from them we get the notion of dual-leadership, the décomptage, Revachol's truly great contribution to revolutionary thought. I believe it even persists in some form in the RCM, even to this day."

You - "It's too bad they died like all the rest of the communards."/"What happened to them, Dobreva and Abadanaiz?" Steban, the Student Communist - "They died on their own terms, like real revolutionaries. There's a lot to say for that."

You - "So... you're saying women are only bourgeois because of ideology?"
Steban, the Student Communist - He sighs. "There's more to it than that. People still make their own choices. It's a matter of being aware what's influencing them."

You - "What does this question say about me?"
Steban, the Student Communist - "Yes, that's the question you should be asking yourself."
Echo Maker - His companion nods, but offers no further solace.

You - "I need to take some time to think about all this..." (Conclude.)
Steban, the Student Communist - The young man nods but says nothing. He appears to be distracted by something...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (3 children)

So funny how the right just totally alienates the service economy which is bigger than standard labor because unless you're doing backbreaking work you're not a worker, I tell the cashier ringing me up who's got two kids and 2 hours of sleep.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I go out of my way to be nice to cashiers.

Also, always tell your busdriver thanks for the ride

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

love people like that. a year and a half ago i was working at a local grocery store and a lumpenprol gen x/boomer told me he was exhausted after his shift, so i agreed with him and he just scoffed at me and was like, "are you kidding me kid? exhausted from here?"

i was working 40+ hours a week to finance living expenses and college, which was 30+ hours of classes/studying, plus spending 6 hours a week commuting by bike, and he couldn't consider i work hard?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Depending on where you are in the service industry, you'll still be doing heavy lifting. Like when Target tries to get cashiers to pick up shifts in the loading dock (sans dock pay).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

standing up for hours at a time under headache inducing fluorescent lightning and long lines from intentional under staffing while the same 20 corporate pop songs play and 1 in 5 people are inconsiderate assholes who degrade you for the way you bag their shit has to be a form of torture

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Wamens, amirite fellas?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The gal on the left gives me gender envy :/

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

POV: You're about to hear some of the worst opinions ever

atlantic-council

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

truly if the number of fedoras or white men wearing bowties in a room is greater than zero, it's gonna be a nightmare.

the only exception is weddings, where the maximum appropriate number of bowties is two. one for each groom. Fedoras remain unacceptable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

Weird. The picture doesn't have any cis white men sitting in a truck with Oakleys on.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

dae woman BAD dae le woman with nontraditional hair BADDER

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

insert some shit about aposematism

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

i'm sitting here just trying to enjoy my non-political video games and the fucking woke developers keep giving women bangs

what the FUCK i'm shaking and crying rn

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok, I am seriously going to name my new band this but maybe in Norwegian?

Vi Er En Ugle

Does that work lmao?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Vi er en ugle, du er sola jeg er månen

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

POV: You are the future 44th POTUS in college, and you just read Marx

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

so what is their band name?

Ram_The_Manparts

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They are about to here the worst opinion ever.

Band names

  • "Legitimate political violence"

  • "Stairway full of Glass"

  • "Tectonic cacophony"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Legitimate political violence

Oooh I like this one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Tbf this may not be entirely wrong, I know a lot of women who look like that and most of them are Slava Ukraini Hillary voters who think they're radical communists cuz they went to one BLM march and support free weed and legal college.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It’s wrong because it’s a shitty misogynistic meme that judges women based on appearance

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Hexbear definitely does the same thing sometimes though come on. There is a specific visual "type" that Hexbear also dunks on.

maybe-later-kiddo

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Oh no I agree.

But I don't think we do much better when it comes to judging people by their appearance, we got plenty of meme mocking CHUDs and pretty crackers for how their look.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me that the one in the middle has pronouns 🥺👉👈

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Yes, but the pronouns are acquired by stealing yours

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is obvious the youth division of Starfleet, with suspenders as uniforms

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Is this redscare pod?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

POV: You are about to die in the mosh pit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

They look like they are about to tell me something sensible and important like "I'm sorry, but the bridge ahead is currently unsafe for travel".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Horizon Red Star

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

POV: When the Sun is kinda bright and you need to squint

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Destroy Create Destroy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Fentanyl Mutant would be a pretty cool name for a noisegrind band.

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