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[–] [email protected] 134 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Commenter is not adding to the quality of the dialog, instead posts obscene picture of a pig and excrement. I hope you don't find this acceptable.

New tagline pls

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)

While i actually agree i think we should add "new tagline pls" bc it's Even more apropos

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Guys, seriously, we just need to come up with a super ultra logical argument based on facts and reason to get the bourgeoisie to not put the profit motive ahead of the survival of our society and species

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago

If we could just reach these billionaires with our facts and logic, they will see it was wrong of them to damn the majority of the world population into chronic suffering!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Over 100 years of written theory and pamphlets didn't do it, but some Internet comment will!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Over 100 years of written theory and pamphlets didn't do it, but some Internet comment will!

I'm now hearing this in the voice of Bill Burr as he's slow roasting Bill Maher.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 4 months ago (7 children)

What is it with liberals and writing like they're a child who wears a suit to school?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cmon, Vincent Adultman had a level of emotional intelligence and compassion that I haven't seen any redditor display.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago

yeah, he managed to have a stable, long-ish term relationship with an adult woman. that's more than 90% of reddit is capable of

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

they are that child

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

They peaked when they won debateclub in 4th grade

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They believe that using more syllables inherently gives you more credence, not realizing that it can also make you look like a robotic clown.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

i learned a new word in church and im about to logically distroy tankies with it.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

liberals will type up a 5 page high school essay just to say "i'm a lib"

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The purpose of a system is what it does.

-Cybernetic gang

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I only heard this saying for the first time a few weeks ago and it’s so good

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I've been saying my own version of this for at least a decade. It doesn't matter what the intent is. If the results are consistently counter to the intent, the results are the intent.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

What she did*

Not trying to be an ass (/gen) I just know some people here feel very strongly about it (understandably).

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In the queue at the chippy rn waiting to get fish and chips for my grandma and cousins and desperately trying to not burst out laughing at this nerd lol

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wish where I live had a good chippy

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I bought too many chips by mistake 😭

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Send me some chips in the post

I have an air fryer

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's called being a succdem, why can't they even know what they are

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago

a standard liberal going through the political ideology section on wikipedia:

"I’ll have two national socialists, a syndicalist large, a anarcho-capitalist with extra dip, a marxist-leninist, two anarcho-communists, one with molotovs, and a large liberal."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

tbh they made themselves sound like a fascist who is OK with capitalism but abhors things like individual liberty eg freedom from slavery so I think they just want to own people, possibly only a subclass of people?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How can anyone say this shit without laughing? American healthcare and education is a meme.

Also

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

yea that social-capitalist is working off a month-long lemmy.ml ban rn

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The social-capitalist thought hexbear would be a good place to try after getting rule-1'd from lemmy.ml susie-laugh

"Flood of migrants" guy...

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mods must feel like proud parents whenever they get a report like this

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is there a term for "suddenly talking like you're writing some research paper in the middle of an argument?" Because there needs to be.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

bro got his vocabulary all rustled

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What is it, with all the, commas, in weird, yet, dumb places.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

I just read that in a Shatner voice

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

I am a collective social-capitalist

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Man looking at the most strawmanned, unflattering, definition of a Dengist: "OMG that's literally me fr fr."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why do they constantly come here and try to make hexbear into reddit-logo ?

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