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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

lol

Tony Blair Institute

At least clown college contributes to society

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Without clown college we'd never have Fellini movies, for better or worse anti-italian-action

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think clowning is a noble profession

Someone who dedicates themselves to making other people happy through buffoonery and farce

It's actually rather sad that people have such a negative view of them really

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Didn't Zelenskyy go to clown college?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Remember when r/chapo was horny over her?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

this comment could be used in a thread about any vaguely famous woman under the age of 60 lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yea but it was an INFAMOUS thread that got referenced for a long while after. someone made a post basically congratulating her on her win, and there were a TON of people thirsting over her in the comments (as well as infighting)

i also remember at that time the less lib r/cth2 made a parody post comparing her to sexy lola bunny or something

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I once saw a Chapo talk about how Marjorie taylor green was attractive, anything is fking possible with these people

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Maybe the CIA was right to close the sub down.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

People on hexbear even defended her after she was caught cheating on her partner and partying instead of doing her job lmao

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait but that sounds based though

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But partying and fucking off rules?

Maybe not then cheating part but the other part slaps

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

context matters. a proletarian fucking off and partying on the boss's dollar is cool because it goes against the normal oppression happening.

a bourgeois public official partying and fucking off while being paid public money is business as usual.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

if this was what she was doing in her job then yeah, id prefer that

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

European Succdem moment

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

This is why spray-bottle exists.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

dude holy shit the wording of that post still lives rent free in my head stalin-stressed

'say hello to finland's new left wing social democratic president, sanna marin'

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

~~r/chapo~~ ~~chapo.chat~~ Hexbear

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lmao the press release even said the quiet part out loud, that this is her reward for bringing Finland into NATO

Ms Marin has a record of accomplishment, from setting one of the world’s most ambitious climate targets – enabled by a full programme of digitalisation and deployment of technology – to shepherding her country’s accession to NATO following Russia’s aggression in Ukraine (the swiftest accession in the alliance’s history).

https://www.institute.global/insights/news/sanna-marin-former-finnish-prime-minister-joins-the-tony-blair-institute

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Can you imagine what kind of vicious freak you have to be to want to be associated with Tony Blair?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

What do we want? Market-based, means tested solutions!

When do we want it? In a reasonable amount of time!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Don't trust the liberals, they will betray you. - patrick-lenin

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On a slightly unrelated note, I think Finland is the only country in the world where Pete Buttigieg would be a leading politician.

Finnish people love an ineffectual lib that is "qualified". Most of them seem like they were made in a lab. Tarja Halonen is the only finnish politician I've seen that isnt dead behind the eyes. I guess it is preferable to the alternative which is the saying the quiet part loud party.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah he'd be big in most of Scandinavia

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sweden doesn't really do the technocrat much, and when we get them they're usually dunked on. Only buttigieg-y politician in Sweden I can recall being successful is Bildt, but he fucked it up for all technocrats to follow. Kristersson also has a similar vibe, but he is a leading politician because he is being buoyed by the saying the quiet part loud party, not because he is well liked.

Can't speak much for Norway and Denmark however.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

lmao they got the most soulless looking still of her for this

also fun fact, the party that controlled finland during ww2 is now in charge. thanks social democrats pit

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's not really new. They, the social democrats and the former agrarian party basically played musical chairs and formed various coalitions with each other for decades until the True Finns exploded

The True Finns being the mask-off epic online poster fascist party

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

~~The True Finns~~

The Basic Finns, you mean.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm this close to fedposting. Fuck, I hate this war criminal piece of shit. stalin-gun-1

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I had a silly unexamined belief that she was cool and lefty because she had topless women kissing at her house.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

TBI as an abbreviation for the org is kinda funny though. The jokes practically write themselves.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Oh there is talk about digitalisation and Finland... from someone working with marginalized folks in Finland who have to try and deal with these neoliberal tech solutions of ours I'd have so much to say about this to our Neoliberal Princess, but I am just too tired for that now.

She did throw the entire unemployed, disabled and sick part of this country under the buss with her "It's time to live" covid is over-announcement. It's Biden lite.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

scratch a and a moment

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Why do they keep calling us the moderate wing of fascism? Are they stupid?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why not. this is horrible news

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

:bugs-stalin:

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