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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (3 children)

shoved down everyone's throat

What's with anti-LGBTQIA+ bigots and repetitive predictable use of that phrasing?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Freudian slip. "I hope all these [slur]s will not shove it down my throat... God it is so thick... I think I'd gag."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's not new, it's something bigots say whenever they want to overtly direct their ire towards something that isn't particularly offensive; they know if they were more open they'd be rightfully hated, so they couch their terminology to make it sound like the minority group is oppressing them.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (6 children)

holy fuck we're so powerful

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The knifecat and heartcat grew three sizes bigger that day. :SickoGrinch:

Also, the "butthurt" and "forced down throats" phrasing. As usual. debord-tired

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

everything I don't like is gay

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Bigots seem to invoke gay sex imagery more than gay people do, and without the happy mutual pleasure vibes. To chuds, it's all violence that they want to dish out and are terrified of receiving. scared-fash

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh hey, I'm in that screenshot!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

i love my trans comrades :3

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

Disagree with what? DISAGREE WITH WHAT MOTHERFUCKER? big-honk

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Incredibly common hexbear win

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you're pushing me to the right as if I wasn't there already ooooooooooooooh

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[insert matt bors comic here]

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait I thought we were fascists pretending to be trans?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no, it's just me pretending. everyone is valid but me.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

leslie-shining everyone is valid, especially you

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

The person reading this is the most valid of all

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Yes I'm actually an undercover transvestigator

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

I would have respected your human rights but you had to go and demand for them

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

Boy I sure am glad that all the claims of transphobia was just Hexbear "saving face" because we were upset that the sane reasonable people didn't like us for being tankies.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Sorry everyone, it's my fault. I called turtlepower an egg. 😔

edit: you fools! I never did such a thing!!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I get where you're coming from. I think they doth protest too much.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Pfffft like they even know what that term means.

"THESE EBIL HEXBEARS SAY THAT IM SCRAMBLED!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

his brain's def scrambled

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That was my first thought too! It has that Lovecraftian, Dreherian horror of "They're gonna trans me!" and it's like, why is that both your firm belief and first concern lol

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've had trans people try to convince me that I am trans

lmao isn't that mostly a bit where trans folks look back at their own perspective and are like "ah should have been obvious". I've seen a handful of people who used to be like this guy, then had someone say this to them, then they were like "o shit" and they've been on HRT for 3 years.

Idk maybe this guy should try on some skirts before he goes showing his ass on forums.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

TRANS RIGHTS HUMAN RIGHTS

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

turtlepower goes where trans people exist

Trans person: "Well howdy friend! Are you trans too?"

turtlepower: "STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME TRANS!"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I was going to bully them on my blahaj alt too but it's down rn shatter

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

so many trans people trying to make the whole world trans

Someone saw that Twitter that combines flags and took a 🏳️‍⚧️ +🇺🇳 flag too seriously

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

trying to make the whole world trans

Fucking dumb. It's like saying anti-racists are trying to make the world a single race. No dumb ass they're trying to make the world not racist.

They're being told people should be able to choose the kind of person they want to be without having to worry about all the gendered propaganda we've been fed our entire life. Their response:

I will NOT stand for that shit.

Just because they're unhappy with what they were born with doesn't mean everyone feels that way.

Just a complete fundamental misunderstanding of everything while also being an entitled shit. I doubt they fit perfectly in to society's cubicuboctahedron role they were assigned at birth and drilled in to them every day of their life by all the people they love. Stay ignorant.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

this is always such a funny tack for them to take. do they think we want "allies" as bloodless as they are? "you were mean once so i flipped" alright well i'd rather just count that as an enemy 100% of the time because they're literally worth less than garbage

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

people like this diaping out is proof that hexbear-direct-action is a force for good on the lemmyverse

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

turtle power? more like turd shower.

boom. gottem.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Trans are objectively more valuable than cis. ~~We got a lot more of the latter to spare~~ Since their public existence in society and the reactions against their public existence do highlight contradictions that have to be dealt with in a proper manner. This means creating a world in which there is no transphobia and eliminating the material base for transphobia as well.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Also it does affect the validity of their opinion, I don't give a fuck about a privileged well of person telling me how the poor have too much money.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No one will be safe from the mass transing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

We won't stop until every peepee is chopped off! trans-dagger

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Who's taking bets on the chance that turtlepower is an egg?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

‘let me derail this trans-positive post to complain about tankies’ rent-free

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I laughed out loud at this description of us:

“many of their users act basically like 4chan without the racism, sexism, anti semitsm, transphobia and all of that”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So 4chan without the 4chan?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

My hitler-detector broke from overload

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've had trans people try to convince me that I am trans

I mean yeah, same, i've had people (trans and cis) tell me i should transition, or get on T, or "wait, you use she/her? really?" - but the difference is that i'm capable of understanding that these are just shitty people who have a problem with GNC people and/or women who aren't feminine or conventionally attractive. Is it misogynistic, implying that women should look/behave/dress a certain way? Yeah, absolutely, but that makes that one individual person a dick, it doesn't fucking imply that an entire group of people are a cult or shouldn't have rights or some shit, jesus.

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