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This is not a bit holy shit, I looked at this guy's account and this is genuinely what they do. https://twitter.com/OpPainkiller/status/1736078240073011555

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (4 children)

It’s the combination of the massive lower half, complete with the belly/thigh “cleavage” that chubby girls get, but also having a six pack that’s a different color than the rest of her skin that’s just chefs-kiss

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tr... Transition goals...? scared

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you can dream it you can do it

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

The tiny T-Rex arms, combined with the T-Rex in the background...kinda amazing, ngl

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Only super advanced prompters know how to properly change the six pack's color

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And the face of a 14-year-old cringe

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Very nice. Lets see Paul Allens AI art. bateman-business-card

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But there is no skill or experience here

This looks exactly like all the other AI art of women with massive tits I've seen being touted as "revolutionary"

I guess if you're so cum-brained that this does it for you, but seriously, some of us have standards

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago

But there is no skill or experience here

Even setting aside the grotesquerie of it all, you can't help miss how much of the image is stapled together. The petite head and arms attached to an enormous torso. The... six-pack abs in between balloonish chest and thighs. The poorly rendered blandly colored dinosaur in the background. Meteorites falling in from different angles for no discernible reason. Oh, but hey, they did shading and texturing reasonably well on the primary model, woohoo! Art!

Like... there's no story here. Its a confused jumble of adjectives even before you get into whatever prompt they used to produce this.

I guess if you're so cum-brained that this does it for you

You can be cum-brained and this still looks like shit. And in a period of time that's never produced more porn by volume or category, it seems absurd to rely on AI for images a catalog of dirty sci-fi pop magazines from the 1980s had in abundance.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago

With enough practice, you too can design an unsettling sexual homunculus being chased by a dinosaur!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (5 children)

That retweet he did lmao hahaha

::: spoiler nsfw art

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

I'm most offended with how the lyrics don't match the song's meter

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The weird fetish for insanely large breasts is what turned me off from cartoon porn. Or I uh - I mean turned my buddy off, sorry officer volcel-judge

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's some grotesque shit

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If I were this guy I would simply not bring up fetish art to make this particular point

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Looked at the account and when you said "this is genuinely what they do" you did mean it, jesus

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

Quite literally

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Have these guys ever actually seen a woman?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have they seen the cover art from Heavy Metal magazine, even?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

problematic fav

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

Taking off the volcel-judge hat for a moment: If you're going to use AI to pump out low-effort wankbait, at least be good at it. That objectively looks fucking awful.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this what the inside of a chud's skull looks like?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

If you can describe this picture, you can get an AI to make it. There is undoubtedly some nuance to crafting AI prompts, but unless you're looking for something super duper niche and specifically hard to describe (and you're willing to trawl through 10,000 failed attempts by the AI), it doesn't really matter and you're probably better hiring a human still anyway.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

The hyper booba butta art is for sophisticated gentlemen, hexbear wouldn't understand.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Am I misreading him, or are his statements not even internally consistent? You can make quality art in any medium without skill, but also neither a beginner not an experienced user can make quality art in this medium?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I think what he’s saying is that AI isn’t just a magic art button, and that while amateurs can get good results, that’s true of any medium. An amateur painter or graphic designer can get passable results without a great deal of practice, but in order to get truly excellent results, you need to put in the time and effort, and that AI art is no different.

This level of huge, round, juicy boobs and thighs is only achievable by the most skilled and experienced AI prompter.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Look on my Prompts, ye Mighty, and despair!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I think the reason they specified "advanced prompter" is because just text to image (supposedly) couldn't get you this image. If you want good images, you need to use more then just prompts. Using image to image (feed the AI an image and prompt) is a basic example. There's controlnet to give it a scetch or depth map. Photoshop and other "traditional" image editing tools are also used.

But this is a garbage example, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

What the ever living fuck

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I ask, in the most sincere good faith humanly possible:

What on earth is the appeal of stuff like this? If someone could tell me please, I wish to understand if I can.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Leaving aside the hyper fetish (which, lol), what's his point? Does he think this has artistic merit?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

he thinks prompt writing is a skill that can be developed, and he's right.

he also thinks he has cultivated that skill and he's very very wrong

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

We live in hell

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

To paraphrase a podcast, you would have to jerk off over 2 million times for something like this to become appealing

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Jesus wept!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I mean, awooooga humina humina humina, yowzah!! I for one will defend this high art as a revolution not seen since the Renaissance!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why are her arms so fucking tiny? Is the T-rex mistaking her for another T-Rex?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also I just noticed the t-rex has tons of little holes in his face, like ten different sets of nostrils or something? AI art fucking blows.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Part of the AI prompt was to include a little something for the trypophobia fetishists

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is just a random screenshot of horny modded Monster Hunter World run through an AI

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also the t rex is just an image you get googling 't rex png' only AI filtered to look significantly worse

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

One pill makes your slective body features larger and other ones small. When you go chasing giant lizards who harass you down the hall. Just ask M'alice. When he's on the stall. jagoff

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