Murdering people over traffic is very normal and well adjusted.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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Tom Cotton was the angry neck beard that wanted to send the Army against George Floyd protesters so he is an extremely normal guy.
Peak burgerland, inconveniencing me and my Ford Raptor Super Crew Cab Platinum Edition is a crime worthy of death
Several states have at least proposed legislation to protect drivers who run over protestors. I forget off the top of my head if any actually passed, but the spirit of murder has been there.
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It's in the constitution sweaty, look it up
The amount of people concern trolling about incitement to violence in the replies. Holy fuck. Look at that US senator’s post about killing protesters. I’m honestly furious.
violence is when i am late for borgar restaurant
The difference is, we, the left, get arrested for inciting and encouraging violence, not praised and rewarded like right wingers do. It is dangerous for us to openly encourage violence, even as a joke, because it can and will be used against us.
Not to say we should never use violence or anything like that, just that we should be mindful of what we post on social media.
The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of workers whenever the petty bourgeois are inconvenienced while driving.
-Thomas Pedo Jefferson
Can't wait for chuds to find out the hard way that some leftists are armed and it's not their entire personalities.
There's a guy who goes to my gym who always wears "operator" style gear and I always see him switch the TV to Newsmax and his truck is just layered in My other truck is a Gun stickers
If I wanted, I could just crush him while he's working the free weights
Yes, I have thought about it
I'd like to see more chuds get crushed (especially by leftists)
Love when chuds advertise "free gun inside" stickers on their vehicles
not enough frankly
Is this what the kids called the Shinzo special?
Apparently the emote picture of it is called "the-doohickey" on the hexbear instance lol.
We also have this one 
I think it comes from a tweet that went something like "dude really got smoked by The Doohickey"
I think at the time I laughed at the reply calling it The Contraption
We had a struggle session about whether it was a thingamabob or a doohickey. It tore the community asunder
honestly shit take, you and I both know that it tore the community in twain and not asunder; I have no idea why you'd willfully misrepresent historical fact like that but 
s gonna i guess
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You know what?? A pig with poop on its balls to you! A pig with poop on its balls to your whole family!
I'm going to vote for 101% Hitler now because a solitary internet stranger didn't agree with me!
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That's what I always call it
The ol' Abe Isekai.
Pounded in the Butt by a Cluster of Hardware Store Ball Bearings: A Shinzo Abe Story by Chuck Tingle
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We really do have every emoji, lol.
some pro-Isntrael commentor named “Nakba Nancy” crying crocodile tears about muh incitement to violence
Krystalnacht Kayla has some serious concerns about the consequences of violent speech
It gets worse the more you look. They're a zionist RPing a caricature of a Palestinian muslim who's trying to milk a "made-up" genocide for sympathy. Virtually identical to Neonazis mocking Jews for obsessing over the Holocaust/Shoah while posting happy merchants. Fascism but redirected towards "acceptable" targets in service of imperialism.
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pearl-clutching but make it 
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murder people for delaying borgar
we do a little buffooning with some doohickeys
Cotton lives by the post and he will die by the post
Wish he'd get on with it
I'm fine with him dying anywhere personally, but if he wants to go out near a post I don't see the harm in it.
if Tom Cotton jumped in a vat of acid it would be so funny
highest grossing pay-per-view of all time
So I was sort of idly thinking, just for shits and giggles "what's the next step in doohickey technology? How can this luducrously basic, electrically ignited muzzle loader be made more effective, and what's the biggest leap in effectiveness that can be achieved for minimum additional parts and labor?"
And the first thing that came to mind was "electrical contact surfaces"
As it is, the ignition wires seem to end in the chambers, buried inside the propellant charge. This makes the ignition and firing system one inseparable piece, which makes sense for a weapon that was never designed to be reloaded in the field. But if you want to get wacky with it, say if you're somewhere where normal cased ammunition is just too hard to come by, why not separate them? Make the ignition come from a copper rod permanently pressed into the chamber: the end of which, when the barrel is seated, makes contact with another copper piece hooked up to the gun's battery. Add a latch and a couple springs to the frame and bam, quick change barrel system. Keep some spare barrels, pre-loaded, and suddenly reloading your modern blunderbuss is as quick as a barrel change.
times like this wish mythbusters was still on and willing to be really bold
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Hasan fedposting pog
Oh noes the twaffic
its not that good of a post - i would generously rank it 5/10. three points for the implicit statement, the other two points for the reference but honestly the doohickey/contraption & other related pics of being used as a 'im gonna beat you in the street with a hammer' sort of response to anything was overdone on Twitter like two months after Abe's assassination. lowbie humor and i bet someone probably posted it in response to the tweet hours earlier. thank you for coming to my post ranking, stay tuned for more
you get a bonus point for doing it at such a high level of visibility
this post is gonna be on cable news guaranteed
comrade, whether or not the media picks up on it is far from a good metric for rating the quality of any post - otherwise you would have me believe that the underpaid social media intern(s) that do the monthly 'clapbacks' on the social media accounts for Wendy's are generational speakers
not implying it's agnostically a good metric, it's a good metric due to the specific context here. shit is gonna be wild
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