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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

3 of his kids went to the same school without any of them knowing they were half siblings.

This man probably single handedly tripled the accidental incest occurrence in Europe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There was also this dude in Nashville. But i guess since it's Texas the incest chart barely even moved.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOOOD!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Genghis Khan speed run

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

What can't a fella sling sperm around anymore? Woke did this.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

he's gonna have to move to the dark web. selling nut for monero by unmarked mail. that's fucked

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nation’s guidelines say no donor should father more than 25 children in 12 families

550? But 25 * 12 is only 300

Edit: 300 is the limit going forward

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I think that means a total of 25 children distributed through no more than 12 families, but I really couldn't tell you since the article doesn't clarify.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All hail the fertility God.

soviet-bottom

shy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

My man be bustin, full time job.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Somebody's been drinking his Powerthirst

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This dude has had 150 more babies than Powerthirst even advertises!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

“The donor deliberately misinformed prospective parents about the number of children he had already fathered in the past,” the district court in The Hague said.

“All these parents are now confronted with the fact that the children in their family are part of a huge kinship network, with hundreds of half-siblings, which they did not choose,” it said.

The court considered it “sufficiently plausible” that this has or could have negative psychosocial consequences for the children.

This included psychological problems around identity and fears of incest.

[...]

“The interests of the children weigh too heavily and that is why it is forbidden for the gentleman to give further semen.”

Idk, that sounds kind of dumb. Sounds like an "I consent. I consent. I don't." type of dynamic. But I can hear the black pill seething at this situation like the Eye of Sauron gazing into my soul looking for imperfections.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The fear of incest make sense to me. Like the kids being worried.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Sounds like an "I consent. I consent. I don't." type of dynamic.

First quote says that he's been lying to parents about it so it's not really consent if it's built on lies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t understand the problem of “identity.” Like are they afraid the children will become depressed knowing they were the result of some Epstein-Muskian agenda or is it just standard depression about “real parents”?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i would not want 500 siblings for any reason.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i will not share my sega game gear with them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I refuse to go out and buy 499 Mad Katz controllers, the bastards

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Just another case of a socialist government punishing hard work.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How many times did this dude have to donate sperm to do this? Like, how efficient is this process? Did he have to make hundreds of deposits at the sperm bank?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hundreds of separate deposits? Or one big load of them?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

They gave him like a 1.5l soda bottle and he just filled it up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

How can a dead IOF soldier lie about the number of kids he has fathered?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

No, I refuse to be oppressed by this kangaroo court!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Robert Plant can do whatever he wants.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Random Dutch man put entire IOF to shame, and he even gets to live after that

Fixed the headline

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Breaking: Netherlands deport Nick Cannon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He doesn’t deserve to be punished for this… I hope he gets off lightly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

he gets off lightly

I think that's the problem

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

BUST ALL OVER eu-cool

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago