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"Our polling suggests people respond well to Trump's affinity for McDonald's. They say it makes him seem more relatable and human and less of an robotic algorithm run by polling data. Why don't you try to do something with that?"
"Oh...right..."
the trouble is that it's clear Trump actually likes mcDonalds. you can't just be trump by copying his manerisms what people like is the off the cuff authenticity
deeply unsettling picture
The more I look at it the more I'm weirded out
What are those walls
What is that thing on the left on the platter
The dudes in the back look respectively like a hitman and a vampire; the ones in front like fucked-up comptrollers working in a defense-related industry
This is not enough food for the two of them
Why does it look like 30% an apple store, 30% a human trafficking den, and 30% a macdonalds, with the last 10% being general creepiness
Is that an airplane hangar in the room behind them
What is happening
It's the McDonald's at the Pentagon
Like a tiger wrapped in a shark wrapped in a bomb
Oooh suddenly it all makes sense lmao
Why does it look like 30% an apple store, 30% a human trafficking den, and 30% a macdonalds, with the last 10% being general creepiness
It's the McDonald's at the Pentagon
so they got it
The thing on the left is probably an apple pie... apple pie and fries. Weird.
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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
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McChicken sauce? Do you mean mayo? What in the 
hell?
McChi/ck/en
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โI enjoy food from the establishment colloquially known as the Golden Arches, as do my fellow Homo sapiens that reside within the United States of America.โ
This is one of the most awkward photos I've ever seen. "Hello fellow working normal people, I too partake in the mcdonalds fries"
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Folks, Tim Scott, he goes to a McDonald's and he doesn't even order the Filet-o-Fish, what's up with that? And the fries, they look cold and soggy, like his campaign, what a loser. 
So weird how Trump is on one about the filet o fish, probably the worst thing offered by McDonalds. Real heads are about that McChicken
He's trying to get that Catholic demo back
I doubt Trump knows who Tim Scott is.
Thin ass patties and heart disease. Pathetic.
Thin ass patties
thick ass arteries
Death to all transphobes
Edit: wrong post but Iโll leave it lol
i do love it when food satisfies my hunger
Pose with your fries, appearing open and honest.
McDonald's is easy to acquire and easy to eat.
I very much enjoy [EATING, DIGESTING AND EXPELLING HUMAN FOOD]
This reads like the Twitter equivalent of a hostage video
Can't even bother to stop at a small town American diner to pretend to eat anymore smdh
McDonald's grilled chicken mcwrap at 250 calories is both a dollar and pound bargain
I wonder if he actually ate that slop or if he only posed for it as required in the terms for the donation.
Turning my fries to face the camera. Dont want the public to mistake the branding!
from Earth
are you sure
I've never actually had McDonald's before, what do you ~~monsters~~ non-vegans think about the glorious golden arches?
Literally can't get a worse burger
The fries are decent if you're craving salty potatoes
Everything else ranges from fine to terrible
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his christian girlfriend is just out of frame on the other side of the table
I thought to myself "what's with this guy? Is he ESL or something?" Politician sort of makes sense. God these people suck.
This isn't a selfie. Who took this picture?
Hello fellow humans, I too eat food.
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