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[-] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago

Prepare for trouble and make it double

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago

Start a Pokecule?

[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Nay, now thruple?

[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago

ACAB INCLUDES THE VOLCEL POLICE

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Glad to see most of us here are on the same page that we're definitely banging both Jessie and James

Proud of you comrades biderman

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago

whatever the fuck they want

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago

I put on the cat ears and shout, "Meeeee-owth, that's right!"

[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago

lmao, your egg's about to get cracked, James

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

I'll def be blasting off

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Use my lickitung on their venusaurs

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

Knew from the second I saw this thread there would be people here being confidently wrong about them being kids lol. Never fails.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

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chomsky-yes-honey I remember when Jessie and James were 18 years older than me, now I'm 7 years older than them.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus I'm like the youngest fucking poster on this website being 20 and all.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

Slap both they asses till red raw.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

I'm taking my pikachu and going home

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

Washed your anus for nothing

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Ask James where his giant tits went

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Ask James for fashion advice.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

I was looking for trouble,

I'll take it double.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

to put it bluntly im sucking em off

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Hit my Vaporeon and turn on the Charmander by asking can I suck on your Pigeottoes

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

incredible post, incredible

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Let them play with my electric mouse

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah what if they did something naughty with it

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Like keep it confined in a 4 inch sphere and make it fight every minute outside the sphere until it passes out?

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

meekly say thank you and speedwalk outside feeling overwhelmed. then cry in an alleyway and throw up (unrelated to their complement.)

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

ask the barkeep how these two 17 year olds got in

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

From both:

Age Unconfirmed[1]

[1] In The Birth of Mewtwo, Jessie's mother Miyamoto wrote a report 20 years before Mewtwo's creation that says she gave away her daughter to be a foster child as a little girl. Jessie is affected by the same lethargy as other adults in Filling the Light with Darkness!

so Jessie would presumably be at least 20, probably early 20s.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Time to blast off w team rocket

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Buy her a drink. Ask him to dance.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Appropriate choices, both.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Hide my Pokemon

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

i give them their own movie because they were the only redeeming quality to pokemon

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Get in the pokeball.

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