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[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kamala using her police badge to threaten someone and cover for a coworker violently assaulting someone is definitely a good thing that we want to experience

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago

It is funny that even in their fantasy they can't help but cheer for corrupt cops abusing their position of power and threatening (or carrying out) violent action against their opponents. The most unrealistic part of this is that the Dems would ever consider going after Republicans like this, we all know the metaphorical baseball bat would be used against the family of immigrants down the street while the Republicans complain the bat isn't wrapped in barbed wire.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

football-lucy

How do they just keep fucking doubling down on this infantile salvation fantasy, how the fuck do these whining genocidal babies still view themselves as the Adults in the Room

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you know the libs are getting giddy when they start to write fanfic like this, I'm pretty sure they did that for Mueller and Comey too during the Trump impeachment times

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

They also did that ”the Bidens hanging out with the Buttigiegs, Michelle Obama brings wine” one.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago

I should block you for making me see this

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago

Tim Walz is my dad

Stop

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

All politics is sexual pathology; all sexual pathology is dysfunctional family dynamics.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Everything is about sex, except for sex, which is about ~~power~~ imagining the Democrats are your family and then going back to brunch

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

a baseball bat

And then they get threatened off the porch with a shotgun because even in their fantasies of potentially violent righteous confrontation, liberals are still more concerned with maintaining their stupid fucking delusional Marvel good guy self-image than they are with gearing up to actually win it.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You could have just not posted this. It would have saved all our eyes.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Not posting? That is unpossible galaxy-brain

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I AM FUCKING CRYING

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Democrats really forget that they’re weird as well

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure Joe would die of a heart attack if he tried to have sex

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I refuse to believe the brooklyndad one is real internet-delenda-est

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

I'm a widdle teeny tiny baby. Trump, he's the poop in my diaper. Stinky! And Kamala and Tim walls that's my mom and dad and they're changing my diaper 🚼

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Getting successfully bullied by JD Vance is deeply embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This country is parentless…

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It has been 3 weeks since an assassination and dude is talking about taking a baseball bat and smashing in Trump's head lmaoooo

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

No no no there's no call to violence. But, he'll listen. Because of the implication because-of-the-implication

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Why are liberals so fucking weird?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I kind of feel bad for this man baby. If he showed this abomination to a therapist I think they'd give him free sessions as a case study

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Therapists are mostly concentrating on people who can be helped. I’m not sure about this one.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This kind of thing is what has led me to the conclusion that one of the most important aspects of political consciousness is the realization that politicians aren't people. They literally need to be dehumanized as a class in order for anything productive to happen. Functionally, they are not people to us, they are obstacles or vehicles. Without knowing this in your bones you will be Charlie Brown, they will be Lucy, and a football you never shall kick.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

What did Stalin say? Something along the lines of "there is no stalin. Even I'm not Stalin"

At that level of politics, you become a living symbol for people to project themselves and their aspirations onto

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Why are Americans like that? American chuds have the Trump is bald eagle gun jesus stuff, American libs have whatever the hell this is. It is deeply weird and unsettling.

In normal countries people might like or dislike politicians, sometimes intensely, but I don't feel they resort to these kind of parasocial fantasies.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

IM INCURRING PSYCHIC DAMAGE SOMEONE HELP ME ERASE THIS FROM MY BRAIN

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

>kamala gets a badge before extra-judiciously beating someone

that tracks aactually

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

This makes me feel like I have radiation sickness

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can I undo the fact that I read this?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this a kink of some kind? What in the actual fuck would possess someone to think about this, type it up, then hit tweet?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And then they all made out

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

This is a genuinely awful post from a pathetic and infantile person

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

say-the-line-bart-1 Say the line

say-the-line-bart-2 Deeply unserious

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Someone tweeted that Tim walz is like their dad Reminds me of someone tweeting Bernie being angry reminds her of her abusive father There is probably a point to make about how American hyperindvidualism has affected their voting habits but I am too lazy too stupid to make this connection

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

libs can't even fantasize about beating up fascists right. they just have to sprinkle in some police brutality

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

დაუყონებლივ მომკალი ახლავე

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

This hurt me to read and i usually don't feel "cringe"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Picking the most boring people to be parasocial about. Obsess about a pop band or something. Touch grass.

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